[From the other side of Nanami, Hinata finally recovers from the glazed expression that had covered his face during the telling (just like the first time he'd heard this... "story").]

No, but I am.

[He scoots over to put his cold feet on Komaeda - but yelps and pulls back, why did you think Komaeda's feet wouldn't be colder, you idiot???? To cover up that misstep, he'll deliver his next words in the driest tone he can manage (if there's a flush there, it's your imagination).]

If you ever tell that story again I'll punch you in the face. I don't need to hear that Godawful thing a third time.