... — ahaha! You really don't know how this works, do you?
( boomer. definitely a boomer. except even boomers are generally aware of how vending machines work, considering these have been around for like, at least... um... maybe 50 years? more? anyway, you get the point.
in the end it doesn't matter, because he still doesn't know how to use this. )
Aren't you like, super old? The white hair is kind of a nail in the coffin, y'know. ( humming thoughtfully, she leans away, enclosing his face in a makeshift camera made from his fingers. ) Well, I don't hate the color. If you got rid of the glasses and worked out, you might get popular on the net...
( there's loud voices coming from behind them now, though. something about... oh, yeah, moving the fuck away if they're not gonna buy anything. )
So what'll it be, old man? Buy me something or I'll tell the students to attack you.
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( boomer. definitely a boomer. except even boomers are generally aware of how vending machines work, considering these have been around for like, at least... um... maybe 50 years? more? anyway, you get the point.
in the end it doesn't matter, because he still doesn't know how to use this. )
Aren't you like, super old? The white hair is kind of a nail in the coffin, y'know. ( humming thoughtfully, she leans away, enclosing his face in a makeshift camera made from his fingers. ) Well, I don't hate the color. If you got rid of the glasses and worked out, you might get popular on the net...
( there's loud voices coming from behind them now, though. something about... oh, yeah, moving the fuck away if they're not gonna buy anything. )
So what'll it be, old man? Buy me something or I'll tell the students to attack you.