( he wasn't buying anything and he sure as hell isn't going to waste his credits on this. rika's part of their club, but that doesn't mean she's here to bully him into it — actually, after dealing with a certain set of kids, he doesn't really care. also why kokichi's cute whining does nothing for him (don't let kokichi know, though). with his cover finally blown, he continues. )

If I didn't come here, she'd complain, but isn't it my lucky day that I've met you here.

( and it gets even better when he's willing to take komaeda up on his offer, but there's one thing that bothers him about this. him, a bother? komaeda would never think that, which, there's a worried expression on his face as he speaks his thought on the matter. )

Like you said, a weirdo like me would be a fool if I couldn't help you! My body is yours after all, so I'd use my hands for anything you need..

( though, he isn't talented like teruteru on the matter which is unfortunate, but komaeda knows a few recipes to get him by so he doesn't actually starve. with that in mind, he's going over what he knows as he leaves from the vending machine, and making sure kokichi is dragged along since he's like a tapeworm in more ways than one. )