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yogen2021-12-25 07:30 pm
carpevinum) wrote in yogen2021-12-25 07:30 pm
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IT'S DILFMAS
Who: Lucifer, Clamor, Sidney
What: DILF gift exchange
When: 12/25
Where: Star 3
Warnings: Gay shit probably
[At the end of the Christmas party Lucifer has to pull his mens aside for a second, long after everything has kind of died down and he can get out of the kitchen for two seconds. RIP to their food stores over break but Lucifer loves a good party anyway not the point—]
I have gifts for the two of you. Merry Christmas.
[Do not call the demon out for celebrating the bastardized stolen-from-the-pagans holiday. Anyway, Lucifer hands Sidney a bottle and does not hand Clamor anything for Clamor lacks hands.]
Sidney — that's a bottle of demonus, a sweet liquor from the Devildom. I know you're fond of liquor, although I'm sorry it's not something more substantial. [He's not even sure if humans can get drunk off of it because of the Devildom's exchange student; to be fair to them though, he's pretty sure that's because they're part angel? Like it doesn't affect Simeon either, so.] Clamor, this book is a spellbook that we use at RAD to teach some of our newer students the basic principles of practical magicks. None of the spells contained within will be able to physically hurt anyone, but they're focused on things such as spells to communicate with animals and spells to help clean rooms — that sort of thing. Until the day you have hands again, I'm more than happy to hold it open so that you can read it. I hope both of these will suffice while we're stuck here.
[Someone's feeling a little guilty that he can't do fuckall else right now.]
What: DILF gift exchange
When: 12/25
Where: Star 3
Warnings: Gay shit probably
[At the end of the Christmas party Lucifer has to pull his mens aside for a second, long after everything has kind of died down and he can get out of the kitchen for two seconds. RIP to their food stores over break but Lucifer loves a good party anyway not the point—]
I have gifts for the two of you. Merry Christmas.
[Do not call the demon out for celebrating the bastardized stolen-from-the-pagans holiday. Anyway, Lucifer hands Sidney a bottle and does not hand Clamor anything for Clamor lacks hands.]
Sidney — that's a bottle of demonus, a sweet liquor from the Devildom. I know you're fond of liquor, although I'm sorry it's not something more substantial. [He's not even sure if humans can get drunk off of it because of the Devildom's exchange student; to be fair to them though, he's pretty sure that's because they're part angel? Like it doesn't affect Simeon either, so.] Clamor, this book is a spellbook that we use at RAD to teach some of our newer students the basic principles of practical magicks. None of the spells contained within will be able to physically hurt anyone, but they're focused on things such as spells to communicate with animals and spells to help clean rooms — that sort of thing. Until the day you have hands again, I'm more than happy to hold it open so that you can read it. I hope both of these will suffice while we're stuck here.
[Someone's feeling a little guilty that he can't do fuckall else right now.]
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Either way it certainly sounds fascinating.
( it's only now that his heart sinks- )
I'm sorry. This all was my idea and I have nothing to show for it.