Why can't it just come in a neat booklet of instructions?

[Life would be so much easier if the instructions were clear, but the instructions are very unclear and Noah has his hand caught in a bear trap.]

...what do you do? How do you... I mean, you made it look so easy, that one day when I walked into the kitchen and you had your arms around Clamor's waist.

[Noah, sassily: I know what I saw.]