[ ? He hasn't done it yet, so by default he's way better. Anyway, he doesn't see the difference, but he'll let it go for now. ]

Well, you can't really make shapes with canned pumpkin. You're just gonna end up with fritters. Actually, they're not even gonna really be tempura, so unless you've got a better idea...

[ Sweet potato tempura is a thing! Squash and sweet potato are both traditional pairings for pumpkin dishes.

Do they not have those either? Look, he's not human and doesn't eat, you can only count on him so much here. ]