[He'd tell her not to do that but he knows it's going to fall on deaf ears, so... better not waste his breath.]

Ah, yes, retail. [He shakes his head. The first description sounds more like limbo to him, but the second is definitely a sort of hell, to be sure.] I'm familiar with it. Funny how people can change at the drop of a hat like that.

[Erm, yeah, Lucifer, sure. Go off. You're the worst offender there.]

How many expired coupons did you get yelled at for?