It won't, but I really couldn't care less about what it appreciates. Anything to just shut him up for a little bit.
[ Zombies are fucking annoying, she's come to realize. As something that's not that easy to keep down, and with this one in particular, as a loudmouth with an annoying little sidekick who keeps making googly eyes at her. Disgusting. Still, they'll be in for more pain if they do show up again-- and if the townsfolk complain, then they can buck up and deal with him themselves.
Any further complaints will be dealt with personally. ]
Exactly! And if the wolf shows up, then they'll be in big, big trouble if they ignore me. He's a nasty piece of work. Big large teeth, disgusting fur, rotten sharp claws and...
[ For a second, she's quiet. Pausing, contemplating-- ]
Well. It's worth a lot of money. If I get rid of it, I'll get a nice payoff and keep its head as a trophy as a reminder.
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[ Zombies are fucking annoying, she's come to realize. As something that's not that easy to keep down, and with this one in particular, as a loudmouth with an annoying little sidekick who keeps making googly eyes at her. Disgusting. Still, they'll be in for more pain if they do show up again-- and if the townsfolk complain, then they can buck up and deal with him themselves.
Any further complaints will be dealt with personally. ]
Exactly! And if the wolf shows up, then they'll be in big, big trouble if they ignore me. He's a nasty piece of work. Big large teeth, disgusting fur, rotten sharp claws and...
[ For a second, she's quiet. Pausing, contemplating-- ]
Well. It's worth a lot of money. If I get rid of it, I'll get a nice payoff and keep its head as a trophy as a reminder.