All systems functioning within acceptable levels. [they also scan a light over Alice briefly... it's polite to return this type of query, so] No poisoning symptoms detected in Alice Yabusame!
[oh, but his other request is a little more complicated... the hologram pauses, face replaced with a loading blip as they decide how best to answer it. processing, processing...
rendering...
...
a sequence of beeps, then the hologram flickers out, and... a long, pink holo-hand reaches up from below the table instead. please imagine that the chair is a toilet for this demonstration.]
no subject
[oh, but his other request is a little more complicated... the hologram pauses, face replaced with a loading blip as they decide how best to answer it. processing, processing...
rendering...
...
a sequence of beeps, then the hologram flickers out, and... a long, pink holo-hand reaches up from below the table instead. please imagine that the chair is a toilet for this demonstration.]