A deal, hmm? It's only fair. I suppose the snail can't return to America empty-handed...
[ If this snail is so determined to pursue him from country to country, braving crowded streets where it could get stepped on or run over, as well as facing constant exposure to the risk of drying out, there must be more to the situation! An irresistible reward that would motivate an immortal millionaire snail to go to such lengths, perhaps... It can't be the money alone, so what would make an even better offer?
Brows drawn together, Alice leans his chin against his palm. ]
I would surrender my million dollars, for one. Being on the run all the time is too stressful!
[ That kind of stress negates any enjoyment found in being rich! And if becoming the richest snail in history isn't enough for his adversary, then... ]
But if the snail isn't chasing me to rob me, or to assassinate me, we... could invest in a lettuce garden together. As one of its owners, the snail would never go hungry!
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[ If this snail is so determined to pursue him from country to country, braving crowded streets where it could get stepped on or run over, as well as facing constant exposure to the risk of drying out, there must be more to the situation! An irresistible reward that would motivate an immortal millionaire snail to go to such lengths, perhaps... It can't be the money alone, so what would make an even better offer?
Brows drawn together, Alice leans his chin against his palm. ]
I would surrender my million dollars, for one. Being on the run all the time is too stressful!
[ That kind of stress negates any enjoyment found in being rich! And if becoming the richest snail in history isn't enough for his adversary, then... ]
But if the snail isn't chasing me to rob me, or to assassinate me, we... could invest in a lettuce garden together. As one of its owners, the snail would never go hungry!