[ bonnie is missing the point!! you don't clean guts off, you get them all over yourself and you enjoy it. ugh.
hellhounds, on the other hand, sound annoying and ugly in the not-fun way. not that he hasn't dealt with shit like that before... sand wolves, a cerberus, whatever. 50% of his job is killing shit, and unsurprisingly his favorite part. he prefers people though, since it scratches his sadist itch. they scream a whole lot better, too.
this kind of shit constitutes grunt work, which he isn't thrilled about...but it's nothing new. dito tilts his head to the side, eyeing the dark area for a second before he snorts through his nose like he's disappointed, already moving to pull his spear out. ]
"Inspect it"... You know if it's some ugly mutt I'm just gonna kill it, right?
[ nevermind that he would 100% kill anything growling at him regardless. even though it's not even attacking! which is, frankly, boring. but maybe that'll make this whole thing go by a lot quicker.
with a shrug, he'll start approaching the thing, clicking his tongue in a pretty condescending way akin to how someone might call a dog over. he tone is amicable enough, but his subsequent words are dripping with sarcasm: ]
— Heeey, you stupid flea bag... I don't bite.
[ yes. yes, he does. just sara not animals or monsters. he'll settle for stabbing those.
he's also going to finally spot his stupid pda on the ground in the process of approaching this thing and just kinda...kick it aside. again, who gives a shit. ]
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hellhounds, on the other hand, sound annoying and ugly in the not-fun way. not that he hasn't dealt with shit like that before... sand wolves, a cerberus, whatever. 50% of his job is killing shit, and unsurprisingly his favorite part. he prefers people though, since it scratches his sadist itch. they scream a whole lot better, too.
this kind of shit constitutes grunt work, which he isn't thrilled about...but it's nothing new. dito tilts his head to the side, eyeing the dark area for a second before he snorts through his nose like he's disappointed, already moving to pull his spear out. ]
"Inspect it"... You know if it's some ugly mutt I'm just gonna kill it, right?
[ nevermind that he would 100% kill anything growling at him regardless. even though it's not even attacking! which is, frankly, boring. but maybe that'll make this whole thing go by a lot quicker.
with a shrug, he'll start approaching the thing, clicking his tongue in a pretty condescending way akin to how someone might call a dog over. he tone is amicable enough, but his subsequent words are dripping with sarcasm: ]
— Heeey, you stupid flea bag... I don't bite.
[ yes. yes, he does. just
saranot animals or monsters. he'll settle for stabbing those.he's also going to finally spot his stupid pda on the ground in the process of approaching this thing and just kinda...kick it aside. again, who gives a shit. ]