Try that, and you'll be lucky to have legs at all when I'm done with you. [this would normally be the part where he does his cool eye trick to look intimidating...... but none of his abilities are working, so instead you just have what looks like a small child trying way too hard to sound scary. at least he's confident.
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As for the cat... he folds his arms.]
He looks lonely.
[and also......... cats cute.]