[Despite the soft sincerity with which Hinata says it, Kokichi's grin doesn't slip a centimeter. There's something cool and thoughtful in his gaze that doesn't quite match up with it, but it's subtle, easy to miss.]

Were you busy making out? I saw you two getting preeeeetty cuddly when I peeked out into the hall earlier!

[And suddenly, teary eyes. Oh lord.]

Jeez, I can't believe you'd swoop in and snatch Saihara-chan away from me like that...