[He's a person who runs on logic, too. They're similar like that. Which is why there's maybe the slightest twitch in his flat expression, jaw tensing just slightly.

Unfortunately, they're also similar in their mental blocks when it comes to things like this, even if the causes are different. Sure, he can tease and flirt and joke endlessly, but ultimately it's all harmless because it'll never go anywhere. He's plenty aware of how much people dislike him. The best he can hope for is being memorable.

Another brief pause, and then he heaves a sigh, wearing a bored, almost annoyed face.]

Sooo you're just interpreting things however you like. Jeez, I shouldn't have told you that lie back at the meeting. I didn't think it'd turn you into a shipper...

[ can't believe hinata ships saiou smh ]