yogen | THERE AINT NO PARTY LIKE A BLANKET FORT SLUMBER PARTY

Who: OPEN to anyone and everyone!
When: May 22nd (Saturday) after 6pm and the following morning
Where: Class 3-D
What: it's time to heal from all the chaos and murder with a blanket fort slumber party, hell yeah hell yeah

Sometime after school has fully closed for the day and everyone else has gone home, a sign is put up on the door to 3-D. In rounded letters and surrounded by drawings of flowers and a couple cartoon cats, it reads:

BLANKET FORT CONSTRUCTION ZONE
slumber party @ 8pm
all are welcome!
(rule breakers will be sent to JAIL)
... if you show up early, everything might still be in the process of being set up, but by 8pm most of the desks and chairs in the room have either been pushed to the sides or stacked strategically in the middle to form mighty fortress walls. These are, of course, topped with blankets for cover, because it wouldn't be a blanket fort without blankets. Blankets are a limited resource at the school, so it's recommended to bring your own if you don't want to share a fort with someone else. Or maybe just steal a big scrap of fabric from the art room. Close enough, right?

Aside from the obvious arrangements at the centre, there is an un-blanketed pair of desks set aside for snacks. Nene made cookies, and Clamor has put out a bowl of healthy nuts and fruit (as if anyone would actually take those over the cookies). For drinks, there are a few bottles of juice and one pot of (thoroughly filtered) tea and a few cups to use. A small folded sign at the table politely reads "Don't be greedy."

If you are greedy, or if you harass anyone else just trying to have a good time, you risk being sent to... ~~gay~~ baby jail™. It is, as always, a cardboard box situated in the farthest corner of the room, and guarded diligently by only the most fearsome of dads and buff teenagers. You have been warned.

There is also a second cardboard jail cell on the opposite corner of the room, which is not labelled (yet). The inside is absolutely covered in scratch marks, since it's the same box that was used to catch the cat earlier in the month... but now it's jail 2: jail harder. It is reserved for criminals who cannot be allowed to collaborate during jail time, and you know who you are, please just behave yourselves.

This is meant to be a slumber party, so eventually, an amount of slumber will be expected. Luckily it's the weekend, so everyone is welcome to sleep in for as long as they want... just don't sleep in too late, unless you want to get stuck helping with clean up.

((OOC: It's another mingle!!! Feel free to make your own toplevels and comment around, start some party games, bring some extra snacks, hijack Nene's nerf gun to lay siege to your neighbour's fort... w/e!

This is meant to be something of a break from the usual death and despair of murderschool, so please don't do any actual murders in this log that is literally the lowest bar i can ask of y'all. Put warnings in your threads as needed! General chaos is fine, but characters that cause too much of a disturbance will be manhandled and sent to ~~gay~~ baby jail™. You have been warned... twice!!

ICly the fort construction and party is being arranged by Clamor, Noah, Sidney and Nene, but basically anyone who wants to pop in and help out is welcome to, and CR may have been asked to join/help out in advance. If you need an excuse for your character to come, someone else could've dragged them there to chill—just ask!

anyway that's all pls have fun, go nuts))

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[Oh this is going places okay— sure—

Noah has no idea what he's doing though so he's just going to... try his hardest to reciprocate and figure out what's going on, fists curled in his lap because what do you do with your hands when you're kissing someone on a dare? Or kissing someone in general?]

[Luckily for Noah, he has an expert guiding him! Kokichi's done this soooo many times, of course he knows exactly what he's doing.

(That's a lie. He has absolutely not done this much, if at all. But hey, not like Noah will be able to tell the difference.)

To keep his own hands busy – and to keep Noah from chickening out – Kokichi just grabs the other boy's face and holds him in place. Which might be necessary if this is to continue, since Kokichi's totally gonna slip him some tongue.]

[Kokichi is an expert and Noah's just going to go with that because if he has to think about it further he'll combust and die.

Now there are hands on his face and if he feels like he has a fever it's because all the blood has gone to his cheeks, don't worry about it. He might die? But for now he's just putting his hands on Kokichi's shoulders and Trying His Best.

No one bully him for his kissing skills okay they're just nonexistent.]

[ if you're inexperienced and i'm inexperienced then who's flying the plane??

But yeah, Noah is rolling with things better than expected. Kokichi is impressed. He sorta expected Noah to panic and dive away the moment he felt tongue in his mouth, which is admittedly a pretty weird sensation the first time one encounters it. Movies and shit don't talk about that part.

But, well...here they are just gamely making out now. Where's the referee, how long is this gonna be allowed to go on for??]

[Jokes on you, movies don't exist on Elrios so Noah wouldn't know anything about that anyway!

But, see, now he's kind of into it? And he's not going to admit that, but his stiff shoulders are definitely relaxing now. It's... fine. It's... nice? Oh Elria it's nice he's going to die.

So, yeah, where's the referee, there's no chickening out now. This can only get worse(?) from here.]

[Listen, Kokichi may talk a big game but it's not like he's actually ever gonna get much of an opportunity for this kind of thing, so fuck it, he is enjoying it while he can. Because it is nice? In an awkward, fumbling, trying-to-figure-this-shit-out-on-the-fly sorta way. Maybe it helps that Noah doesn't know shit and cannot judge him. It's freedom to just experiment and see what works.

Did Rika intend for shit to go this far?? Because they're way beyond a lil smooch at this point.]

[Do they just go until Rika declares that they need to stop? Or until they decide they need to breathe? At this point they might as well be in each other's laps or something. Or worse!

Everyone enjoy two virgins(?) making out maybe a little more passionately than they should be. Someone should probably tear them apart...]

( holy crap this is so much pda and she's 15 yes but she's a very INNOCENT 15 year old so she's just covering her eyes- )

D-Don't you two t-think thats a bit much for- all this?

[Welp. There's the referee. Kokichi pulls back, redder in the face than he will ever acknowledge, to flash her an innocent grin while still holding Noah's face.]

Is it? But our queen didn't tell us when to stop...

[Please ignore the starry look in Noah's eyes it's fine—]

...y-yeah. ...is she even paying attention...

[NOAH.]

( YEEEEES LOVE WINSSSSSS )

Keep going! Your queen demands it!!

H...how much is there left to do after that?

[...honey.]

[From practically in Noah's lap:]

Eh? Hasn't anyone ever taught you about the birds and the bees?

[Someone please stop him before he ruins Noah any further.]

[Might as well get in it and wrap your arms around his neck while you're at it, Kokichi.]

I know about— No one's taught me about that, but I have ideas about how that works!

[sleepily from blanket fort] You guys are gonna get in trouble when the grownups come back.

[like she'd let kokichi hang but he probably wouldn't even get upset about it like noah would and she actually cares about noah.]

The adults are too busy doing the same and slash or worse in the room next to this one, so I doubt it, honestly.

( STEPHANIE WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL AWAKE YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING THIS )