THERE AINT NO PARTY LIKE A BLANKET FORT SLUMBER PARTY

[sunstead]

Who: OPEN to anyone and everyone!
When: May 22nd (Saturday) after 6pm and the following morning
Where: Class 3-D
What: it's time to heal from all the chaos and murder with a blanket fort slumber party, hell yeah hell yeah

Sometime after school has fully closed for the day and everyone else has gone home, a sign is put up on the door to 3-D. In rounded letters and surrounded by drawings of flowers and a couple cartoon cats, it reads:

BLANKET FORT CONSTRUCTION ZONE
slumber party @ 8pm
all are welcome!
(rule breakers will be sent to JAIL)
... if you show up early, everything might still be in the process of being set up, but by 8pm most of the desks and chairs in the room have either been pushed to the sides or stacked strategically in the middle to form mighty fortress walls. These are, of course, topped with blankets for cover, because it wouldn't be a blanket fort without blankets. Blankets are a limited resource at the school, so it's recommended to bring your own if you don't want to share a fort with someone else. Or maybe just steal a big scrap of fabric from the art room. Close enough, right?

Aside from the obvious arrangements at the centre, there is an un-blanketed pair of desks set aside for snacks. Nene made cookies, and Clamor has put out a bowl of healthy nuts and fruit (as if anyone would actually take those over the cookies). For drinks, there are a few bottles of juice and one pot of (thoroughly filtered) tea and a few cups to use. A small folded sign at the table politely reads "Don't be greedy."

If you are greedy, or if you harass anyone else just trying to have a good time, you risk being sent to... gay baby jail™. It is, as always, a cardboard box situated in the farthest corner of the room, and guarded diligently by only the most fearsome of dads and buff teenagers. You have been warned.

There is also a second cardboard jail cell on the opposite corner of the room, which is not labelled (yet). The inside is absolutely covered in scratch marks, since it's the same box that was used to catch the cat earlier in the month... but now it's jail 2: jail harder. It is reserved for criminals who cannot be allowed to collaborate during jail time, and you know who you are, please just behave yourselves.

This is meant to be a slumber party, so eventually, an amount of slumber will be expected. Luckily it's the weekend, so everyone is welcome to sleep in for as long as they want... just don't sleep in too late, unless you want to get stuck helping with clean up.

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((OOC: It's another mingle!!! Feel free to make your own toplevels and comment around, start some party games, bring some extra snacks, hijack Nene's nerf gun to lay siege to your neighbour's fort... w/e!

This is meant to be something of a break from the usual death and despair of murderschool, so please don't do any actual murders in this log that is literally the lowest bar i can ask of y'all. Put warnings in your threads as needed! General chaos is fine, but characters that cause too much of a disturbance will be manhandled and sent to gay baby jail™. You have been warned... twice!!

ICly the fort construction and party is being arranged by Clamor, Noah, Sidney and Nene, but basically anyone who wants to pop in and help out is welcome to, and CR may have been asked to join/help out in advance. If you need an excuse for your character to come, someone else could've dragged them there to chill—just ask!

anyway that's all pls have fun, go nuts))

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ROUND 6

[elevelvetor]

( Archive.

KING: Noah

1. Amami
2. Nanami
3. Kokichi
4. Elizabeth
5. Shuichi
6. Rika
7. Stephanie
8. Kaede
9. Nene
10. Senku

Kings must reply first, just so that their orders don't get lost in the shuffle! Other than that, it's free for all threadjacking as much as you want. Remember that ICly, only your character knows their own number unless they tell someone else - thus, the King issues demands by number and doesn't know who exactly they're ordering. )

i woke up to this and legit RNG'ed it yw everyone

[silentabyss]

[Ah fuck okay Noah's bad at this and so he tries his best to think of the most gremlin-ass shit he possibly can, but it takes him a good five minutes, sorry.]

Okay, uh... [watch him adorably count off all the numbers on his fingers so that he doesn't miss anyone.]

2 has to tell everyone an embarrassing story about themselves. Don't leave out any details. 6 should go into the kitchen and come back with a bottle of ketchup and do a shot of it. 5 and 4 get to pretend to be a couple until the end of the next round. Um... 3 has to tell everyone a story verbally, but the catch is they can't open their mouth or they have to be my servant and bring me snacks until the end of the next round. 8 has to tell us who they think is the most attractive person in the room. 10 and 7 and then 1 and 9 have to tie their ankles together and race each other down the hallway. The loser group has to become chairs for the winning group.

I... I think that's everyone...

oh god

[trialbyliar]

[Grinning, Kokichi flaunts his stick with a 3 on it, before just...tossing it over his shoulder and shrugging.]

Nah, that sounds lame so I'll just take the loss! Besides, then I get to wait on my darling Noah-chan for the rest of the round!

[You thought you could shut his mouth that easily? Think again.]

we almost had blissful silence for three minutes...

[silentabyss]

[Fuckin' hell, okay, sure.]

...well. What are you waiting for? Go bring me something to eat.

[plops his ass in a chair and pretends to act all high and mighty]

[trialbyliar]

Of course, master!

[This was a calculated decision. However lordly Noah is trying to act, Kokichi doubts he'd really abuse the position. And Kokichi is definitely shameless enough to come out on top here.

He scurries off to the snack table and comes back with one of Clamor's ~healthy~ bowls of nuts, seating himself right beside Noah – waaay too close, but c'mon, they're beyond the point of personal bubbles by now. With a sweet smile, he holds an almond up to Noah's lips.]

Say ahhh~!

[unsurely]

A-A couple...? I suppose... that shouldn't be too difficult...

[ It's just pretense... right? It can't be worse than Rika's clothes not fitting him or Elizabeth asking him to pee on someone as her dog, so he holds up his stick... with the number 5 on it.

Little does he know. ]

[elevelvetor]

( and elizabeth will hold up her own... 4... )

I believe this is an upgrade for you. Worry not, however, as I do have experience with dating the opposite sex.

[unsurely]

[ ...

fear ]

Ah... you do?

[ sorry elizabeth but it's kind of a reasonable question considering last round... i'm crying... ]

Four

[moderating]

[ Okay well this this would be hard... She already told Nene something embaressing but. ]

The truth is I have played through Sugar Neko Nyanya Boyfriend Haven 500 times and I still cant land a date with any of the male characters.


You'd think I could because I am the Ultimate gamer! Be able to finish the game and complete everything in detail so I can get the ultimate good ending right?


I refuse to look up a guide - thats not how I work... It's especially hard theres this Evil Fae Queen Morgan who wants to make the heroine into a monster who will kill off all her friends.... Anytime you make a wrong move you get a bad ending and turn into a monster that ends up eating your lover.


IT's a really fun game though because the other mechanics of the game require you to level up all your stats and come with over 30 different endings depending on how you do it. Oh has anyone placed Princess Maker before? It's kind of like that but instead its an Otome game where you have to make yourself into a Princess and save all the love interests from yourself. As well as each other. As well as the Evil Fairy Queen.


So anyway, I always manage to max out my stats fairly easy I don't have a problem with that prospect of the game it's when you get to the part where you have to ....


Romance... The different... Heroes or Princes.... So.... But if you fial... then you... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... [ After about 10 minutes.. Is anyone even paying attention? ]


[ Suddenly awake she continues talking as if she had never fell asleep in the first place. ] Basically its really embarrassing that I cant play through these games because I cant get the right flag checks with the dating mechanics... I really don't do well when it comes to the dating aspects in games? I Guess... I feel like this is only a me thing though.


Maybe... If I had more actual experience...

I'm CRYING

[silentabyss]

[Noah has no idea what she said! But he's satisfied!]

Oh, that... uh, that sucks. I'm sorry. Or I'm happy for you?

IM CRYING I HATE THAT NOAH IS THAT FUCKING MEME IMAGEMS KJDFNDKfl;

[moderating]

[ Noah literally just


Its okay Nanami just blinks. ]

... Thank you, I think..?

[elevelvetor]

( wow............. what a tale. )

It's important to say what you think they want to hear. Truly, that is the key to dating.

[unsurely]

C-Come to think of it... Elizabeth-san might not be that far off...

[ Like, very specifically only in this exact case. It's a game, which means it has... character tropes and algorithms, right? ]

Re: i woke up to this and legit RNG'ed it yw everyone

[mermaidcursed]

Oh, um- I'm number 9... then I'm supposed to do a three legged race? ... Oh boy.

( please no draw attention to her ankles..... )

[sisters]

( please, amami's a gentleman — he knows better than that! )

It seems pretty hard to race against your own partner though. Are you sure it's not our own ankles?

[mermaidcursed]

No I am not.

( LOOKS TO NOAH... ya girl's no thoughts, head empty. )

[spiritoso]

Who I think is the most attractive person in the room...?

[ This is really, really hard because there's so many cute people here. Ugh!! Being around a lot of cute people is so difficult.

So, Kaede narrows it down by who she knows best so far. Almost immediately, her eyes go towards one person. He does look cuter without the hat... ​]

Um... Saihara-kun.

[trialbyliar]

[From over where he's feeding their king snacks:]

Wow, what a surprise!!

[Shouted in that overdramatic way that doesn't sound like sarcasm but is still obviously a lie...]

[spiritoso]

[ Gee, thanks Kokichi!! Kaede sends a glare his way, though it's not threatening at all. ]

[unsurely]

[ does it count as cheating on elizabeth if he listens with bated breath-- who knows but he's looking off to the side... and pretending he's not but let's be real it's probably not a very good act. ]

...wh!?

[ the actual answer has him startling, and the very next moment he tenses up, glancing over like a deer in headlights. one that's very obviously getting more and more flustered by the second. his voice isn't spared the loss of composure either, it just pitches and strangles ungracefully: ]

A-Akamatsu-san...!?

[spiritoso]

[ Kaede is totally fine saying it, but it's Shuichi's reaction that really gets to her. It's like the reality of what she was saying actually hits her.

Her face turns red as she looks away. ]

Was... Was I not supposed to say that?

[ Really, she should have expected this reaction from Shuichi, but she didn't. ]

[moderating]

You said that without feeling embarrassed?

[ SHES IMPRESSED!!! ]

Did you make his flags go up?

[spiritoso]

His flags?

[ She doesn't see any flags anywhere— ]

And I mean, I guess I wasn't embarrassed... It was just a question.

[ But she is now. ]

[elevelvetor]

( ..........oh, she's "dating" him right now, right? should she raise an objection...?

uhhhh )

"It's fine to look at the menu as long as you do not order off of it," as they say. ( ... ) I believe that, though our roles differ this round, the idiom still applies.

( does it. )

[spiritoso]

[ Kaede looks surprised for a moment before she remembers that, oh yeah, they're dating for this round. ]

Right. He'll just be... eye candy, in that case.

[ Yeah. ]