[OPEN/CLOSED] seize your capability

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Who: Add & OPEN
When: All through June
What: Catch-all log with various prompts in the comments☆
Warnings: Add Some imp-induced murder in the first prompt. Will update as needed!

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[closewithnewintown]

[honestly she'd continue being a snide dick but he just Respected Her Physical Strength so she shall refrain for the moment.]

Anything for science, I guess.

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[look, he's met some pretty ridiculously strong preteens, he would not be surprised in the slightest in Stephanie could lift a car... but also, have you seen his wimpy arms?? he was struggling with that blowtorch and it's not even that big. so hell yeah he's going to "respect" her physical strength (if by "respect" you mean "use to his advantage")]

Kekekeke, excellent... perhaps you're not completely boring after all.

Ah, but it would be poor practice to leave our experiment unattended. Imagine if there was a delayed reaction and no one was here to observe it...? We'd have to start over from the top. Wasteful. Since we're in agreement, you can fetch the necessary equipment while I keep watch.

[in other words... he's just gonna sit here and make her do all the legwork, too.]

[closewithnewintown]

-- I don't know where I'm supposed to go! I didn't even know we had a workshop until just now!

[EXCUSE ME SIR IS THAT LAZINESS SHE SENSES]

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Ugh. How can you not know? Haven't you been here longer than me?

[he prefers the term "delegation"]

[closewithnewintown]

I was never exactly the "inventor" person in the group. [now if pixel was here, this vending machine would already be Hacked.]

Besides, what if I get killed by the demons on my way there? [... wait this guy probably wouldn't care about--] You'll never get to do your science!

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[well she's 100% right about one thing]

Tch. Utterly useless. I have to do everything myself...

Fine. But you'll be carrying everything, and we're doing this properly. So follow my instructions to the letter and don't ask any stupid questions. Is that clear?

[he is going to lead the way, though, so at least she doesn't have to go alone now. but he's also gonna mutter about how annoying this is the whole way there so]

[closewithnewintown]

Crystal! [by which she means she waits a whole

three minutes

before she comes out with:] So, is there an actual reason you're doing this besides "getting lots of free snacks?"

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[that's three minutes more than Elsword would've waited, so... his annoyance level remains about the same. still gonna scowl about it tho.]

I wanted to look inside it. See how it works, see if it contained any useful parts.... [but then it was indestructible and his goals shifted to "destroy it just to prove it can be done"]

[closewithnewintown]

I see. [pause] And you do know it's one of our more reliable sources of food? Which we do need to live?

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That you need to live.

[and he doesn't since he's a dead guy made of space crystals so

that's it that's his entire counterpoint]

[closewithnewintown]

Oh, cool. Think of all the science you'll get done when we're all a bunch of skeletons in the corner.

Until the day something you need is on a high shelf. Then what, smartypants?

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There's more than one vending machine. I don't see what the problem is. [you can afford to sacrifice one to science!!!]

Besides... I'd just use a ladder, if other options weren't available. You're not making a good case for yourself, considering you're the same size as me anyway.

[closewithnewintown]

Did you repress your memories of Spring Break or something? Because summer is gonna be much worse!

And I am an excellent climber and don't need a ladder. You look like you'd struggle with monkey bars. [jock vs nerd let's go]

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Spring break...? I have no idea what you're talking about. [aka yeah i guess he did technically repress them, since he wasn't here for that or golden week and thus only has foggy fake memories of what he was doing around that time]

Struggle... perhaps, but only because of the limits that have been placed on me here. Height is rarely an issue for me. I have other ways of opposing gravity, more effective than whatever brute force you might be capable of.

[closewithnewintown]

They don't refill the machines during vacations; nobody's supposed to be here, remember? So we have to try and live off what's left. [at one point her dinner was almond. just the one.]

Maybe it's more effective when you're at home, but you don't have magic here until this place decides to give it back. So, being able to do a pull-up is, currently, more effective than... I don't know. You probably invented some kind of anti-gravity boots or something.

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Tch. As if I'd make something as absurd as anti-gravity boots.

Dynamo is a set of Nasod combat and flight units—assistant drones. They're far more effective and versatile than a stupid pair of boots could ever be. Don't you dare insult my inventions again.

And if you don't want to starve, then stop relying on something outside your control to keep you alive. Figure out your own solution. [because, like the machines not being restocked over the break, Add deciding to blow them up on a whim is also what he would consider "uncontrollable"]

[closewithnewintown]

[she had a great smart-alecky comment set up and then something hit her and she just--]

... Do your little robot friends pick you up and carry you around? [SORRY THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE IT'D BE SO CUTE....]

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... Yes? I'd stand on them, how else would it work?

[they also make a great chair, Dynamo tries their best]

[closewithnewintown]

What if you fell, and they had to catch you, and they'd catch you by the hood and carry you around like a little kitten? [this isn't a real question she just thinks that'd be cute.]

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What? That's stupid. It would be more effective to grab around the torso or from below than to grab a piece of clothing that could rip. Not that my invention is so incompetent that it would drop me in the first place...

[closewithnewintown]

Aw, like they're giving you a big hug...

If you ever get your friends back here, can I meet them? They sound really cute!

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[yeah... yeah, it is actually kinda like that. they also act as great space heaters so whenever its cold he really will just have them cling to him like a constant hug. Dynamo is pretty great.

... but Dynamo isn't here right now. He falls quiet for a long moment, face hidden under his hood.]

They're not my "friends". Dynamo is just a tool. [is what he says, but his heart doesn't seem to be in it.]

Enough distractions. We're here, so remember it for next time. [that's probably enough small talk to get them to the 2nd floor workshop so hey here it is, time to steal some hammers and get crackin and not think about how much he misses his dynamos] Hmph, they probably wouldn't have a sledgehammer for woodworking... just take the biggest ones you can carry and we'll start there.

[closewithnewintown]

Hm... [just skipping around] Now, if I were Trixie... which one would I pick...

[thus considered, she finds and holds up a ball-peen hammer.]

Is this good? Maybe find a chisel, too...

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[Add also picks up a couple smaller hammers and maybe a screwdriver, despite saying that he'd make Stephanie carry it all... maybe he might need one for himself later, you know? He's not bringing these ones back. His stuff now.]

Mm. Chisel... yes, that might also be effective. Anything that might be able to penetrate reinforced glass or plastic. It'd be annoying to make multiple trips, so just take as much as you can carry.