network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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what even

Ok fine i can play along

Whatre ur orders

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oh i havent thought that far
um
bring me a hot chip
jsut one

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where am I gonna get hot chip

ok dont answer that ill solve it myself

where are u

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tgis is ur quest for today

uim at
the nurses

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wtf what did you do are u ok

dont answer that either. ill brt with a hot chip, u can tell me then

[and then Noah goes and spends his merit points on a bag of chips and heads to the kitchen and puts exactly one on a plate and microwaves it because???? she asked so nicely and all. Then he heads down to the nurse's office with one (1) hot chip on a plate because presentation is everything. Enjoy, Rika!]

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oh ok

( if he can get anything coherent out of her... anyway, she's laying on the bed and kind of immobile, relaxed from the painkillers but also. in severe pain from having her ribs broken by ball monokuma.

the hot chip gets her up, at least — a little bit, on her right elbow, her left side pretty much useless. )

Noemoah... you have to feed me!

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What the hell happened to you?

[If she were in any other condition he'd refuse to feed her, but he looks at this microwaved potato chip and looks back at her and just... sigh. Okay, fine. He'll sit on the edge of the bed near her and hold the chip out against her lips like, this is the weirdest thing he's ever done but here you go!]

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Ball.

( is all she says, before opening her mouth to eat the chip and... )

Awh! It's really hot! ( she swallows it anyway, though, opening her mouth to take a breath, like sucking in air would help with the burn. )

[silentabyss]

[Whatever painkillers Rika is on, Noah wants some. This chip cannot possibly be thaaaat hot.]

Ball— like sports?

[Noah somehow has been lucky enough to avoid ball monokuma by proxy of he was dead in the library it's fine don't worry about it. Anyway, Rika's panting like a dragon and he'd laugh if he didn't feel bad for her.]

Do you... do you need any water or something, by the way? Uh...

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( IT IS A HOT CHIP AND SHE ASKED FOR A SPICY CHIP NOT A LITERALLY HOT CHIP NOAH U BIG DUMMY!!! MEANIE!!!! STUPID!!!!!! )

... ball... like bear... ( she tries to spread her arms, but her sprained wrist says no, so she ends up only spreading one, very wide though. ) Big as a human!!!!

( does this make sense? no? too bad. )

I want... pinkity drinkity... ( sad... )

[silentabyss]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE CAN'T READ MINDS]

Don't— don't move too much, you're going to make your injuries worse.

[Not even going to ask about "ball like bear, big as a human!!!!"]

What sort of pink drink? Like... strawberry milk, or...?

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Oh.

( she stops, suddenly, sitting completely still. he's right, she does feel better when she's not moving!

too bad she can only hold that position for like, two seconds before slumping. )

No, um... like from Starbucks... ( miss it... ) Well, whatever. A pink mogumogu will do! It's in the vending machine!! ( GO GET IT OR SHE'LL DIE )

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What... what's Starbucks.

[No you know what it's fine Noah knows what stars are and he knows what bucks are so he'll figure that out for himself one day.

He'll get up and go get her a pink mogumogu from the vending machine and be back in a couple minutes, however long it takes to walk from the nurses office to go retrieve Rika a drink and then come back. Here you go, Rika, he's your servant for the rest of the day apparently.]

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( she doesn't tell him, because she's going through a crisis at the fact that there's someone out there who doesn't know what starbucks is.

more importantly, though, he leaves to bring her the drink she'd requested, and she looks at him with starry eyes when he comes back, reaching for it with her good hand. )

Noemoah... ( tears up. ) You're so nice to me... !! ( WAAAAH )

[silentabyss]

[He opens it for her first before he hands it over because Noah isn't a complete bastard.]

Don't— don't cry—! You're injured, it's the least I can do, that's all!

[Can't handle women crying, time to get flustered about it. Please let him know if you need help drinking, Rika, he doesn't want you to spill that all over yourself, also where in Elria's name is the fucking nurse? Is she here? Does she know that Noah's taken over her job?]

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( the nurse might be here, but honestly, she's probably tired of dealing with rika's drugged ass. maybe she hoped the painkillers would knock her out, but alas... instead you've got this mess on your hands.

at least she busies herself with drinking now, and stops crying. you're welcome. )

Thanks, Noacchi. ( satisfied now. ) Guess you've been getting better with girls, huh?!