network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

[contrarily]

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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[contrarily]

bcoz its an important announcement

( DUH!! )

[deludedfool]

[ what the hell it talked back ]

i didn’t need to know any of that

what are you

[contrarily]

actually, u did
remember all of this because it will become relevant in a few months

( ... not... )

a girlboss
what are u

[deludedfool]

... okay

[ how do you forget something like this ]

goddamn sick and tired of this place
and i don’t know what the hell a girlboss is

you the one what brought us here?

[contrarily]

( ARTHUR... )

u will get used to it
probably

yes
are u gonna ask me to send u back cuz the answer is no!!

[deludedfool]

don’t think i will

i’ll implore you to take a minute and think on that answer again
because i can assure you that you will not like my response to that

[contrarily]

LAY IT ON ME BUCKAROO

[deludedfool]

[ do all "computers" talk back like this ]

THEN FIGHT ME LIKE A DAMN MAN ALREADY

[contrarily]

( no this is a special computer )

I CANT BC IM NOT A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SAID IM A GIRLBOSS!!!!

[deludedfool]

[ do i have to ask ori what happens if arthur fights the pda he's furiously typing into ]

THEN FIGHT ME LIKE WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS

[contrarily]

( he can fight it and maybe when he smashes it to pieces he will hear rika's haunting laughter all the way from the nurse's office )

but i dont wanna fight!
love and peace!!!!!!
have u ever heard of calming down??

[deludedfool]

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT ME HERE THEN DAMN FOOL
GO COWER UNDER YOUR BED AND START PRAYIN I DON’T FIND YOU

[contrarily]

okaaaay —
wait
are u hot
if u are ill pray that u find me soon!!! ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

[deludedfool]

WHAT


[ he needs. a few seconds ]

[contrarily]

u heard me
r u hot

[deludedfool]

It's pretty damn cold in here actually
Not nearly as hot as where I'm gonna be sending you

[ the first published use of “hot” as substitute for “attractive” was in 1926. ]

[contrarily]

( ARTHUR NOOOOOOOOOOO )

ohhhh i like that
do u want me to warm u up? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

[deludedfool]

NOT GODDAMN INTERESTED

[contrarily]

AWWW DONT BE SO COLD
come cuddle!

[deludedfool]

DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU WON'T FIGHT ME

[contrarily]

BUT YOURE STILL TALKING TO ME?

[deludedfool]

YOU’RE THE ONE SPEWING ALL THESE WORDS

[ ??? ]

[contrarily]

like what words
give me an example

[deludedfool]

YOU CAN READ WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WRITING
I KNOW YOU HAVE EYES FOOL

[contrarily]

wrong
i'm an eyeless creature from hell!