network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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alright, who are the first three piggies you'd like to check on?

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ummmmmm
komakyun saikyun and rantan

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komakyun stabs sakkun while his back is turned.
saikyun stays at the school for resources.
rantan grabs some land mines but they accidentally explode.

anyone else?

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i already forgot the names i gave u :(

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hydecchi accidentally steps on a landmine.
chiakkin grabs a sword.
rocchi takes a couple explosives from near the school.
noemoah grabs a sword.
marumaru clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
hacchi shoots an arrow at akki but misses and kills kaecchi instead.

do you want to go to the next day?

( he has a few cut pieces of paper with peoples names on them that he's randomly picking up and winging the game with. )

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hydecchi is dead? thats great to hear
omg hacchi how could u do that to kaecchi... and shooting at akki?!

( she's getting upset over this even though it's not real )

YES

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it's just a little game, they're not dead for real due to their own incompet--
oh..

chiakkin convinces hacchi to not kill her, but then she is able to kill him instead.
marumaru searches for food.
noemoah, rocchi, and komakyun are attacked by a herd of vicious dogs.
saikyun is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
akki receives a picture of his family from a sponsor.

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omg chiakkin would do that... it seems too real, koma-kyun?
NO
THE DOGS
WHAT ARE DOGS DOING THERE

( DISTRESS )

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lily may and bev turned into them
so they split into many dogs
i remember yashiro-san saying the cats were aggressive so this seemed like the best way for the story

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i guess lily may really wanted to eat wilbur jr...

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i thought it'd be fitting to add yashiro-san's delusions to the game
you can blame her for the wild dogs

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oh ok
ill remember tht it was her fault