network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

[contrarily]

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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[rhymed]

?

can you stop publicly exposing the fact that you want me punish you
shameless brat, maybe i should have left you to bleed all over that dirty floor until the sun came up

[contrarily]

but like how would u punish me

( describe in excessive detail )

HMMMM
MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE
but u didnttttt!!!!!!!!! (｡’▽’｡)♡

[rhymed]

shut up you worm

i'll just remember to do it next time when you inevitably end up in a bad situation because that's all you can do

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IM NOT A WORM WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
answer the question coward

[rhymed]

it's already been said, but i'll repeat it since you have the memory of a goldish and can't remember anything worth shit:

there are ten year olds on this network

[contrarily]

SO IT'S A SCANDALOUS PUNISHMENT?! ABSOLUTELY NSFW?!?!?

[rhymed]

that's the only way you'll listen right?

[ CAUSE EVEN AFTER HE THREW HER INTO A WALL SHE'S STILL A DUMB BITCH ]

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and how would U know that

( listen... violence means nothing when she knows for a fact she could beat his ass? )

[rhymed]

well

you blushing like it was the first time you've watched a romance drama spoke volumes

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ITS BC U WERE LITERALLY ON TOP OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rhymed]

and whose fault is it for bringing a 6 foot man into a pillow fort

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but i was right
u fit inside

( thats what she said slaps knee )

[rhymed]

just barely

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but u did

[rhymed]

point stands that i shouldn't be going into small spaces
especially when there's a teenage girl falling in love with me

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IM NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ
u shouldve just stopped growing at like 170cm
then u wouldnt have this problem

( short people are just smart and pick their desired height, of course )

[rhymed]

i couldn't tell my body to just stop?
maybe you should ask yours to start

[contrarily]

it doesnt work that way genius

[rhymed]

then you understand that i can't do shit about it either

[contrarily]

maybe it works differently for tall ppl!!!!!!