network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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i have never said anything inappropriate, ever, in my life

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"u mean t he angels to finger me into pregnancy or whateva"

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IT HAPPENED TO U TOO????

( ignores the quotation marks )

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( you little )

You're In The Nurse's Office, Right?
Perhaps I'll Come Visit.

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( UH OHHHH )

noooo way!! i would never stay in the nurses office for that long
u cant keep me down!

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Then Tell Me Where You Are. I Have A Treat For You.

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( she is absolutely camping at the nurse's office, because she can barely move right now, but, well. natsume doesn't need to know that!!!! )

ummmm
arent u like a psychic figure it out urself (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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( hmmm he is on his way there after he makes some chamomile tea (: )

I'm Not A Psychic, But I Appreciate Your Faith In My Abilities Nonetheless, As Misplaced As They Might Be. See You Soon, Little Viper.

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( she's back to being a viper so she's content now.

that said, he will find her splayed out on a bed in the nurse's office, consuming one of the 23434234 snacks people have dropped by for her over the course of her whining, and when she sees him, she Will Scream. )

WAAAAH! You ARE a psychic!!!

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( HAHAHA )

I just figured you wouldn't have been released YET. Medicine aSIDE, how are you feeLING? I brought you some tea to help you SLEEP.

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I'll be spending the next few days sleeping here, thank you very much!!

( so she does not want any help with sleep, hello? she has too much energy from laying around. she wants to jump on walls and on natsume's head, also. )

Uh, well... not that great, I guess, but it'll pass. All that matters is that the stupid ball's gone!

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( he's still going to give her the tea... pspsps it smells good. )

I'm glad you survived it; I'm not sure I could HAVE, had I met it mySELF. ( he is brains not brawn, but that's kind of obvious. ) ...It would've been upsetting to have lost you on the same day as those three alSO, even in spite of your poor manners and penchant for getting along with Komaeda-san when it involves attempting to publicly humiliate ME.

( ......................... )

Didn't I ask you to forget that I mentioned that date anyWAY?

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( well, she will take it, but not drink it yet. )

I got lucky, but... ( senacchi, and the other two... not so much. still, she's not sure whether the ball monokuma actually had anything to do with any of the murders, or whether it was just... there, wreaking random havoc, as it usually did. ) Well, no worries! I won't go down that easily!! And when I find Senacchi's killer, I'll beat 'em to a pulp!

( yeah. yeah! )

... pfft — that's kinda hard to forget, you know, Sakkun? Besides, you provoked me!! That spider picture was so mean!!

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My apologies for THAT. I don't tend to draw animals or peoPLE, so my artistic ability in either is laCKING.

( because she's definitely offended by the fact the drawing wasn't good, right, not that he called her a sPIDER LADYYYY )

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THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( STUPID!! )

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I— SorRY, Little Viper, I was only teaSING—

( it's hard to take his apology seriously when he's laughing he knows But Look Rika-chan )

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( scoffs!!!

... still, this is probably the first time he actually, genuinely laughs around her. she just stares at him for a moment, then huffs. )

Apology NOT accepted until you grovel!

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( there's only a handful of people who get to see him laugh like this so consider yourself lucky, rika. )

Ah — sorry, I don't get on my knees for anyONE. ( —mm. he pauses at the phrasing, then shakes his head. ) How about I make it up to you inSTEAD? I'm a rather good COOK, and I can make certain beauty proDUCTS... Once I have the means TO, or at least some substitute for THEM.

( :/ it's a lot of chemistry )

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( lucky... )

I'm not anyone. ( hello? she is more than worthy, thank you.

she looks at him, thoughtful, and nods. well, she'll never say no to food, especially if he's good at making it, and beauty products... she has chiaki, so it's fine! chiaki hooks her up with the expensive stuff! )

Means to... like access to the science lab, huh? ( not for a while, probably... ) We ~ ell, I'll take whatever Sakkun wants to give me! Everything!!

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( do you know how hard he had to work to even do tiny vials of the perfume he gave maya........ he needs the science lab. )

Whatever, HM? So the crossword puzzle will WORK? ( shuffling through his bag...



it's one of those magazines like cosmopolitan actually, tossing it onto her lap. ) I asked one of my customers for it when I saw her in the HALL... I owe her a love reading tomorROW, but I wanted you to have something entertaining while you're stuck HERE.

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( he has a big brain rika believes in him!! )

... I'm not good at th — ( she GASPS, when he pulls out the magazine, grabbing it with her good hand, eyes wide.

it's... a very old issue, and it shows, just from the fashion of the model on the front cover, but!!!! still!!! )

Whoa!! ( her face lights up, like he'd just handed her a Priceless Treasure and not some shitty, gossip magazine with nothing of actual value written in it. ) Sakkun's totally forgiven!!

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( ahhhhhhhhhhhh it's too bad this is all gonna suck in like three days let's treasure our time now )

I never got the appeal of magazines like THESE, but even Nanami-chan's been reading them as of LATE... She wanted to prepare for our lunch date and checked one OUT.

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( I KNOWWWW I'M SO UPSET she's gonna keep the magazine though, even afterwards... something good to remember him by... )

... wait, huh?! You went on a date with Nanamin?! ( HOT GOSS?! )

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( SFJKDGF?!?! )

Yes, last week or so aGO. She made me a few benTOS, and we ate them together in the auditoriUM. ( too bad maya's picnic is after this thread, tragic, maybe he can regain rika's affections by divulging his non-love-life ) I wouldn't say anything scandalous happened THOUGH, so you can stop looking so exciTED.

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Sakkun is... actually kind of a player, isn't he?!

( GASP!! SO SCANDALOUS. )

... weeeell, Nanamin is pretty pure, so I can't say I'm surprised, but... still... not even a little kiss? ( JUST A TINY ONE?? )