network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

[contrarily]

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

Comments

[crystallomancy]

Touch My Locker And See What Happens.

[contrarily]

ooooh scaaaary
what are u hiding there, huh??? (ﾟ∇^*)

[crystallomancy]

Clothes x2
Spare Uniform x1
Blanket x1
Crystal Ball x1
White Flags x8
Wisteria Branches x2

That's All.

[contrarily]

u could have made this up and its actually full of guns and knives!!!!!!!!

[crystallomancy]

I Keep My Scalpel On Me Most Of The Time, Especially Lately. You Never Know What's Going To Happen.

[contrarily]

i mean
thats fair yeah
but a scalpel isnt gonna help u when a big person sized ball rolls in ur direction

[crystallomancy]

( a big person sized ball.................. )

Did You Try Running From It, Or Did You Sidestep It? Only One Of These Helpfully Gets You Out Of Its Way In Time.

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( wtf is running and sidestepping there's only CHARGING RIGHT AT IT. duh. )

i hid from it but it wouldnt fuck off so
i hit it with my sword and it died but
first it slammed me against the wall
like a few times

[crystallomancy]

( RIKA )

Ah, You're Capable Of Defending Yourself. Noted. No Wonder You're In Such Poor Shape... Don't Push Yourself Any, Alright? The More You Let Yourself Rest, The Quicker You'll Be Able To Bounce Back.

( his.... fussy side is coming out.... sorry. )

[contrarily]

well, duh!! did u think i wasn't? i'm like, super strong!
but in a cute way not in a barbarian way

i know, i know
but
im so boooooreeeeddd layinngggg hereeeeeee
i cant walk around anyway though cuz my ribs hurt too much (´＿｀。)

[crystallomancy]

I'll Bring You A Crossword Or Something When I Come Visit.

[contrarily]

i dont want a crossword i want a hot gossip magazine

[crystallomancy]

Beggars Can't Be Choosers, Little Viper.