network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

[contrarily]

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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[contrarily]

like U have

[necrophily]

that's the best part
if you can't die you should totally be killing your enemies with your bare hands
ripping their throats out and stuff
doesn't that sound satisfying?

[ look he still doesn't believe any of her claims here but this is his fodder now. r/goreposting. ]

[contrarily]

ew
doing it with bare hands sounds so annoying
i have swords so i dont need to put in so much effort

( she killed a lot of monsters back home! but not with her bare hands ok... )

[necrophily]

that totally counts as doing it personally
whatever
a weapon is just as good, cause it can slice things open
i wish i had mine here

[ a kitchen knife can only do so much!! an actual weapon does so much more work. ]

[contrarily]

whats ur weapon

( is it cooler than her sword :/ )

[necrophily]

spear
ever used one?

[ polearms are sexy ok ]

[contrarily]

nope
i have a friend who uses one tho
it looks super cool
lemme try if u get it back!!

[necrophily]

only if you kill someone with it

[ :) ]

[contrarily]

deal!!

( she'll kill dito )

[necrophily]

[ he's playing himself so hard.................. ]

that was quick
maybe you really are insane

[ like he can talk?? ]

[contrarily]

u asked me to kill first so
i think u are, too

( DUH )

[necrophily]

[ stop he'll get enamored with being insane together only to get stabbed in the back........... ]

everyone should be insane