network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

[contrarily]

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

Comments

[filialdeception]

I think this is the first time I've ever heard anyone communicate anything like that to me.

Though that may be because there are no 'catboys' where I am from.

[ Truly a crying shame. ]

[commences]

not one catboy? do you have any dogboys...
you should find out which you'd prefer, if you help with the host club that's being made, we can make you custom ears.

[filialdeception]

I don't believe that there's the presence of either of those in my home world. Or at least, if there was, I haven't heard of them existing as such.

But, I suppose I'd like cats over dogs, so maybe that would be what I'd go for. That being said, before I even consider helping out, I'd like to know what exactly would I be doing in a host club?

[ It's not something he's ever really looked into. ]

[commences]

we don't have them either, but speaking with tanaka-kun could open up a brand new world for you.

( he's quite the eccentric, but you know, maybe it's not bad to give the non-modern person the chance to meet someone slightly insane to change their worldview? )

oh... i think kawaii-san just wants us to look sexy, but i'm going to offer up my life if that's allowed.
you could probably serve drinks, unless... you're a great cook.

[filialdeception]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ He's never spoken with Tanaka, but he could start.

There's another moment of delay in his responses in the following sentence as he felt himself grow tense before relaxing as he allowed himself to reread it and understand it properly. ]

I think I can serve drinks, but I am a rather decent cook. Is the host club in need of one?

[commences]

yep, they are.
kawaii-san would be who you can speak to this about, but i'll play her manager for a bit.

what sort of foods are you capable of making...
especially with bread.

( this isn't about your taste buds, komaeda. )

[filialdeception]

I'll keep that in mind.

Well, I have a long list of foods I'm capable of making, so I'm not sure where to begin. So I'll generalize;

A lot of dishes with noodles and meat mostly, but I'm capable of baking as I've picked up on new recipes since my arrival. If there's something you or the host club is looking for, I can make it as long as I know the instructions, and because I have rather good memory.

[ That perfect, eidetic memory will be put to good use. He never forgets a face, information, or places he's seen as long as he's even so much as glanced or heard about it once. ]

[commences]

bread would be fine.

then again, if you have various recipes, it would be nice to sample everything to see what people like best.
maybe we should cook together and bring a menu to show kawaii-san or make a network post asking what sort of food people are interested in...

( that would give him the chance to prepare certain foods that cater to the taste buds of those who attend the school? but it's not only them they have to worry about, it's the people outside as well... they should be fine, mediocre people will be fine with anything, and so he doubts they need their preference. )

[filialdeception]

[ There's an idea. Though Meng Yao considers that he likes both ideas well enough, that maybe he doesn't have to choose between the two of them. ]

How about we do both?

We can start off with cooking together first, and then make a network post as a follow up.

[ At least to him this is killing two birds with one stone. ]