It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

Comments

[subtract]

I prefer to take action... unfortunately, my current position means that some precautions are necessary. Otherwise, I'd probably just stop your heart right now and get it over with.

[it's kinda hard to take him seriously when he looks like he's 12, but... he's speaking with a somewhat disturbing amount of confidence there.]

[rhymed]

I prefer it if you'd target your example towards other people, please and thank you.

[subtract]

Then consider yourself lucky enough to be graced by my mercy... for now, kuku.

[rhymed]

[ Can someone come pick up their sassy little child. ]

... Just do us a favor and don't start causing havoc just because you're capable. It'll save a headache.

[subtract]

My interests lay elsewhere right now, so I wasn't planning on it... all these murders are just an annoying distraction, really.

[rhymed]

From your nap time?

[subtract]

... I'm not a child.

[rhymed]

To be fair, adults need naps too.

[ so he could just be calling you a grandpa :) ]