It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

Comments

[closewithnewintown]

Oh, neat, mana! [150% NOT PREPARED FOR ANY OF THIS]

Does this mean you have to call me "master" now?

[subtract]

[ok he doesn't care about any of this blood pact shit but]

So I guess this means the plan with Legion is no longer necessary... kukuku, good.

[dangernoises]

Ehh? Plan?

[ He doesnt know doesnt care. ]

Yeah that makes you Master now. Not that it really matters here - since there isn't a grail war but... Eh.

[closewithnewintown]

So, if I tell you something, you gotta do it. 'Cause I'm your master.

[dangernoises]

Yeah but if you waste your command seals on something stupid, then youre an idiot.

[ Hyde states as if trying to threaten her with that fact alone. ]

[closewithnewintown]

[nods] Gotcha.

[pauses. makes a little "come down here" motion with her hand.]

[dangernoises]

...

[ He looks at her questionably... And is stupid and leans over. ]

[closewithnewintown]

[when he's at the proper height, she takes Hyde's face in her hands, and squishes his cheeks, all while looking at him very solemnly.] No more murders.

1/2

[dangernoises]

2/2

[dangernoises]

.... ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A COMMAND? YOU NEED TO BE MORE DEMANDING THEN THAT. BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW. IF YOU INSTILL THAT, [ Staring at her and talking harshly with a loud voice. ] YOU ENDANGER YOURSELF AND ME. ALSO THATS A WASTE OF a fucking command seal.

[ Just say it again but with more force like you are a wizard commanding your familiar and then the command seal will leave form whereever you decided you wanted Stephanies to be placed. ]

[closewithnewintown]

My. Command. Is. No. More. Murders.

[and maybe other wizards speak harshly, but Stephanie is just going to speak sternly, like a parent banning cookies before dinner, and then give him a little kiss on the nose. and thus, one the three circles shaped vaguely like daisy petals disappear from her lower arm.]

... Please.

[dangernoises]

[ Aw that's a cute command seal im so upset... wtf.... The command is most true and as Hyde has no skills like Magic Resistance to even resist such a skill like this. Since Stephanie is lesser than an average magus, he could in theory go against it just a little bit. Especially since its such a general command, but it for certain if committed and went against. Would lore his strength enough as he is to be genuinely an issue.

This will come to bite him in the ass later next month : ). Thank you.]

Whatever.

Its not like I have to kill.

[ Oh but he does when Mad Enchantment skill comes back. However for now, we are all safe he can listen to such a command without having to break or lose himself. It also is nice because deep down, unfortunately due to his ties to Jekyll still. Not even he wants to murder really. ]

[closewithnewintown]

Good! [she pats his cheeks, then lets him go.] That's all. I don't wanna give you any other commands.

[a hero guides, imparts, leads. never orders. merely suggests.]

[dangernoises]

[ That fucked me up to read on a stephanie reply ngl. ]

YOU BETTER NOT!

[ He wants to say 'or ill kill you.' But hed rather not piss off his new master already. ]

[closewithnewintown]

Even if it is -- and I'd still like a backup plan -- that doesn't mean you're allowed to go be weird to them! They said no.

[subtract]

I don't take orders from brats.

[closewithnewintown]

Oh, you don't? I didn't hear you give yourself an order, though.

[subtract]

Pathetic. That doesn't even make sense. Why would I ever give myself an order? I'm not some brainless imbecile who can't function without a list of instructions.

[closewithnewintown]

There's only one brat in this room, so who else could it be. [... actually wait kokichi is over there NEVER MIND THAT'S NOT THE POINT]

[subtract]

You, obviously. That means you're as stupid as you look, too.

[closewithnewintown]

Nope! I'm delightful.

[subtract]

Denial can only get you so far, kukukuku...

[closewithnewintown]

[smile]

How many people in this room would say they like me? A lot, I think.

Now, would anybody say that about you?

[subtract]

Only a brat would go fishing for compliments... I don't need other people to tell me when I'm right.

[closewithnewintown]

Only a brat would assume they're right when literally everyone around them thinks they're wrong.