yogen | It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th ~~the future is now~~ indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team ~~Moms~~ Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... ~~Good luck, Luci.~~

Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
What the Hell was going on last weekend?
The void in the auditorium is infinite
Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]

[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

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[ Well, he doesn't even get a shot to respond to the too familiar voice talking behind him, because he's keeling forward slightly with a sharp hiss and a quiet "fuck" at the sudden impact against the back of his head -- he ends up having to take a step forward to steady himself, too. It feels like his brain just got rattled, so give him a second while he rubs the back of his head and feels a spurt of anger well up in him.

Yeah, he can tell that was on purpose. He tries slapping Komaeda's cold ass hand off his shoulder, turning on heel to glare at the other. ]

Don't touch me!

[ He snaps, rubbing at his head again with a quiet groan.

In all honesty, he doesn't truly care about the investigation or anything about it. It's merely his inherent sadism that makes him want to cause problems, poking at anything he thinks might get a rise out of someone. Especially if he already can't stand them. ]

Yeah, yeah, I don't give a shit who you're screwing around with if the result's this boring...

[ There's not even any graphic descriptions or executing. :/ ]

Get a higher body count next time if you're kowtowing around so much.

That's not why I do what I do, I don't care for a higher body count.

( he says, tired, looking off to the side since idiots like dito would never understand. as he thinks about it, he looks down at his right arm where his tallies are before shaking his head. )

You were my accomplice, so you only have yourself to blame...

[ Ughhh, Komaeda is so annoying and makes no sense at all. Why even kill, then.

He considers if he should even ask.

... Yeah, whatever. ]

Why the hell did you do it, then? And what's "accomplice" even supposed to mean?!

[ make it make sense ]

Isn't it obvious?

( wait, is he asking for a definition of... wait. )

Maybe it's not for an idiot like you... ( how obvious is it dito? ) do I really have to explain myself to someone who probably didn't finish high school...

( well, dito IS in yogen, so that doesn't mean much coming from komaeda, but with a... over-dramatic sigh, he crosses his arms as he stares at the other. )

[ Dito didn't even know what high school fucking was before Yogen, where he's learned what all that entails, which is awful. He wrinkles his nose at Komaeda's statement, crossing his arms in turn.

Bitch wars. ]

What, you can't do any public speaking? Quit beating around the bush.

...

( not bitch wars, listen shorty, who does he have to explain anything to. )

I did it for you, and for her, and for them.

( their hope, it's why he did it! ) So you were my accomplice, too, at the time. Do you understand?

What.

[ A beat. ]

So you're one of those insane types that thinks they're doing shit for everyone, huh? Ugh, you remind me of One...

[ He mutters the last part, curling his lip slightly. ]

Insane...? No, there's nothing insane about me... I'm perfectly normal.

( is it not normal to do things for the people around him? listen dito, you're the reason why he did this, like 3%, because he has to cut the circle in slices that fits everyone. )

I don't kill just for fun, that's beneath me...

It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

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KING tap in 📲📲📲

we will be getting more plot clues to investigate the 🅱️aratas

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STOP ROKKUN WOULD LET KOMAEDA BEAT HIM UP bc he knows komaeda cant fight :/