It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

Comments

[dangernoises]

Yeah I fell on a body apparently, Crona said the guts got everywhere was hilarious when I found out about it later.

WHAT DID YOU!! Do though?

[ Implying Dito hasnt dont anything else fucked up like him, as if to imply 'you are slacking.' ]

[necrophily]

[ wait no fuck he missed that --

so he did miss seeing something good. his eyes light up regardless though, his gears turning just thinking about it. ]

Seriously?! Did you get it all over yourself? Oh man, I'm sad I missed that one...

[ but as for his question. sure. why the fuck not? it's not like dito's hiding it. ]

I found a different body. The white-haired guy with the blue eyes. Except he's not recognizable anymore, haha! Oh yeah, and I took his stupid blue eyes, too. I can't wait to see what they look like once they're all disgusting and rotted...

[dangernoises]

[ That gets Hyde to genuinely laugh, the first sort of heartful chuckle. This dudes serious, and he can picture how Chiaki's ghost is probably screaming on the other side of the world. He misses her, that's too bad. Had he known, he would have shoved them in her face and been annoying about her senpai dying. But then the whacko - Natsume. Had to off her. ]

HAHAHA!! DON'T! Let them fuckin' hear, if they do they're gunna try to stab you next.

[ Hyde would love to see that actually, what sort of Reaction would Dito make if he got stab? He is enjoying thinking about it. ]

It's too bad the bitch he killed after wasn't alive, we coulda put them in her desk or shoved them in her bento or somethin'.

[necrophily]

They're not gonna stab me in the goddamn meeting about stabbing people.

[ he's at least confident about that.

most of these guys are pussies in a place that's practically welcoming them to engage in deranged shit. where's all the other undesirables like him?

well, he supposes hyde counts. ]

Haha. No. They're in my desk right now. I know the bodies don't stick around, but at least parts of them can, right?

[ maybe he should put his locker to good use... ]

"They're not gonna stab me in the goddamn meeting about stabbing people." help

[dangernoises]

... Oh? I dont know about that, they kinda wildin'

[ Hyde snorts at the revelation. ]

Yeah youre right, pretty sure some of the freaks here have body parts too. I can smell it on them.

[ Okay no really, he probably could honestly. I hate it about him. He sits on a desk now, his legs folded on it because he's tired of standing. ]

SOOOOOOO .... [ You know like when someone likes you and theyre trying too hard to get you to talk and say soooo, like that. ] You like body parts?

[necrophily]

[ really, hyde...

dito shoots the other an unimpressed look, scoffing at the question. ]

You're really gonna ask me that?

[ after what hyde watched him do... ]

I'm more of an innards guy, I guess.

[ grindr profile description material ]

[dangernoises]

[ !?!? YEAH REALLY . ]

Okay I'll remember that. [ Cue the reasoning for the heart. ] So you never did tell me shit about yourself? [ This really turning into a grindr level date night. ] Come on someone fucked like you gotttaaa have stories.

[necrophily]

[ not hyde will remember that......... ]

Maybe if you tell me something good yourself.

[ all he knows about hyde is that he's a crazy fuck???

but it's whatever. he supposes he's already humoring him.

so he crosses his arms and leans back against the desk opposite to hyde. ]

Even though you're not gonna get half of anything I might tell you...

[ they really are just having a date rn in the family meeting huh ]

[dangernoises]

Hauhhhh...?

[ Asking about him? Hyde slides against a desk if he wasn't already. Or along it, he's lounging, getting himself comfortable because apparently this is totally a date. In the middle of a meeting about murder. ]

This isn't my true form - when I got summoned the thingy [ Yes 'Thingy,' because he cant for the life of him find a correct and simple word for it other than this. ] that summoned me. Took my damn body away - ya know? I should have teeth, claws, and look like a BIG fat beast. With a poison breath and everything - I WAS SOOOO cool. Now I have to look like this.

[ He lays upon the desk on his side, as if this simple fact were the very disappointment of his life. ] Ya act like, you got it better than me?