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(closed) so if i break my face
Who: Nagito Komaeda & anyone who hits me up
What: July catch-all
When: 07/01 onwards, save a few backdated threads
Where: Various locations
Warnings: TBA
What: July catch-all
When: 07/01 onwards, save a few backdated threads
Where: Various locations
Warnings: TBA
my face is just my face
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sakasaki
STOP THERES NOTHING U CAN DO
so he remains polite with his back facing towards dito as he hangs back against the sink. )
It's not really as bad as you make it out to be...
( as he unzips his pants, he's staring down the toilet to see if there's anything out the ordinary inside, but there's not much as he looks at the seat next to him. two people can fit inside, and komaeda can be more than enough help for dito if he allows him... one organic hand, one metallic, they shouldn't have any trouble cleaning his hair. )
Are you sure you don't want to come in...? There's plenty of room...
DONT LIKE THIS
No, asshole. I don't wanna "come" "in".
[ He's just saying. ]
Last thing I wanna see is you pissing or whatever.
[ At least Komaeda's metal hand that's presumably on his cock right now isn't even notable or weird to him. Zero has the same thing, after all. ]
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and his twin is involved too, so he's also automatically interested.
Dito may or may not notice Joshua come in -- if he doesn't, he might just look behind him to see Josh sitting on the counter. he made as little noise as possible coming in, but as he crosses his legs and looks at the two, he tilts his head.]
Well, well, someone made a mess of Dito, did they...?
[is that supposed to be an innuendo or what]
He just wants to help, what's the worst that could happen?
[this is terrible already]
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promise anyone that komaeda doesn't have his dick out, and is just fixing his pants, because it'd be godawful ugly if he just turned around immediately with it all hanging out when hearing joshua's voice — luckily, it's not hanging when he does. he cants his head to the side, looking from out the stall to find where the other is, and once he notices him — )
Ah, you found us... ( he manages a smile as he looks towards dito, he's too high-strung, but he seems to be getting a little better after cleaning himself off with the water. ) Legion did. ( he sounds proud of it as a hand rests on his hip, and the other arm raises up in that really gay posture, but his other hand flat than pointing. )
It got all over Dito-kun's face, I'm unsure if it got in his mouth... ( hopefully it didn't... ) I think he would have spit it out had that been the case... isn't that right? ( blinks innocently at dito... you know how this goes! rule of thumb when there's cum: spit, spit, spat, be a good brat. )
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When did he get there, even?! ]
Who the hell--
[ Dito starts, brow knitting in an almost perplexed way. He doesn't really recognize Joshua, because he's never met the other in-person. Just spoken to him on the network a few times.
... But then his attention turns toward Komaeda again, considering Komaeda just starts not shutting up again. ]
I'm gonna hurl if you keep talking like that...
[ He groans in irritation, lifting a hand up to card through his fringe with his fingers as he presses the heel of his palm against his temple. This is very headache inducing, okay. ]
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anyway. it just makes Joshua even more intrigued and interested in the situation, honestly. he doesn't get off of his small-ass perch, because he feels like they'll just confuse Dito even more if they're on opposite ends of each other.]
You can call me Joshua. I think we've spoken over text before?
[he doesn't really think, he knows, but sometimes he likes to pretend that he doesn't know more than he does.]
The fact that he hasn't washed it all the way off...I don't suppose you like it on you, do you? Poor Dito, to have such interesting indulgences...
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Do you need help?
( he looks towards dito after fixing his pants properly, they're no longer going to drop down his waist if he decides to jump around again. turning properly towards the other, he holds up his mechanical hand to emphasize what he'll be using to help. the machine whirrs lightly with every "joint" moving that's part of it, and he points at his own mouth for reference. )
If you open up, I can stick them inside, if Kiryu-kun wants, he can too, I'm sure you're more than capable of taking us both.
( well, joshua may not be that into sticking his fingers in dito's mouth to help him throe up, but komaeda has no qualms. he's more on the dirtier scale of getting things done, and the other looks like he's not the type unless he needs to — dito, however, just a slut pig rolling in filth. )
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Dito's brow furrows more and he defensively takes a step back, accidentally bumping back into the sinks where Joshua is. Which causes him to jolt momentarily, and he turns his head back toward Joshua again momentarily as if to ascertain who he just bumped into, even if he already knows.
God, he really doesn't like anything that's going on right now. His nearest hand moves down to grip tight on his spear again at his waist, and he scowls. ]
The fuck are you talking about?!
[ His knuckles turn white from how hard he's gripping his weapon now. ]
How about I stick my spear inside you instead?
[ That sounds more fun. ]
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Joshua holds his hands up a bit, as if to try to hold back Dito. but what comes out of his mouth might actually do the opposite here...]
Now that's a little more than most of us would be able to take, I would think.
[please run the spear through him,]
Don't be so concerned about our comments...one would think you'd be trying to suppress something if you become too stubborn.
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Don't worry, I've taken something around this size.
( when he killed himself in chapter five, but he doesn't have to explain all that. instead, he'll walk over to dito, but not touch him because we all know what happens when you touch a guinea pig on their ass, they just start hopping. )
Kiryu-kun, your timing is impeccable, ( he sighs wistfully, proud about that ) to witness Dito-kun so full, practically leaking... I am really glad I can share this experience with you.