closewithnewintown: (so where's the karma doc)
Stephanie Meanswell ([personal profile] closewithnewintown) wrote in [community profile] yogen2021-08-05 12:02 am

give your friends a surprise

Who: EVERYONE
What: FAMILY MEETING
When: 8/4, right after school closes.
Where: Student council room
Warnings: Eventually, probably.

["If my friends back home were acting like this, I would've already locked them in a room and forced them to figure out their feelings."

the job puts all of her considerable superspy skills to the test. she knows where every normal kid's locker is; it's easy enough to slip the note into each that morning. if it's someone who she knows would be unable to read the note, she tells them its contents, but keeps her own involvement out of it. lies of omission don't count.

the note reads:]


I have very important information about this place. Please come to the student council room after school ends today.

- Nao Sato


[and if the text looks just a bit girlier than you'd think she'd write, hey, you don't know her. she's got layers.

either way, it's a pretty interesting proposition: the student council room door is, for the first time in seemingly ever, wide open. anyone can walk inside - and, hopefully, most everyone should. because it's only when Stephanie thinks that she's got enough of them inside that she actually enters the room, shutting the door behind her.

click.

it locks. she grins, spins the key on her finger, and slips it into her pocket.

"How are you supposed to do that with grownups?"

the exact same way, she's decided.]


We haven't had any meetings since, um. Well. The last one. But, I'm pretty sure nobody has no more murders to report, so it shouldn't be too bad, and we can all just focus on the most important task: Getting along! All of us are on the same team, but most of us barely even know each other; some of us even hate some of the others! [SHE SAYS, LIKE SHE DOESN'T ACTIVELY DESPISE KOKICHI] So, I figured we could spend the evening fixing that problem. Play some games, talk about stuff we've discovered since the last time...

And, maybe, if everybody does a really good job, I'll unlock the door!

[smiles]
subtract: where I end and begin (Y-0378)

[personal profile] subtract 2021-08-12 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Too tedious. I just told you, I'm here because leaving would be boring.

[... although

hmm]


There is something else I wanted to try... so perhaps.
subtract: but there's nowhere to run to (Y-0289)

[personal profile] subtract 2021-08-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Traversing the void isn't so simple. In the gaps beyond time and space, an eternity and a millisecond contain the same value. Doing nothing for that long is boring, and I don't have my tools on me to make more efficient shortcuts... if that's still not clear enough for you, ask someone else to dumb it down even further. There's a limit to how much I can lower myself intellectually.
subtract: because every time I start to move on (Y-0355)

[personal profile] subtract 2021-08-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then keep squirming, worm. Maybe someday you'll dig your way back to the level of all the other insects here, kukuku.