I'm feeling alive like it's the first time

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Who: Noah & YOU!

What: August catch-all

When: August

Where: Various

Warnings: Typical Noah things including violence, PTSD mentions, depression, his ability to make literally any thread sad for no discernable reason... etc etc y'all know how he gets


 

Hi welcome to my catchall for Noah things! Mostly closed prompts for now so feel free to hit me up for plotting purposes! If you're looking for something open and event-related he has an event toplevel over heeeeere. Feel free to also wildcard me on this post, I'm down for anything. :)

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[That's the thing, Childe. Noah is always down. Some days he's just better at acting happy.]

Well... y-yeah, I got thanked and stuff. The real success was getting Nao out of there alive, considering the circumstances. The fact that she lived is kind of a miracle.

[Senku did surgery on her because Senku apparently can do that, and she did stab Kokichi right in the leg which is admittedly super funny. Noah doesn't necessarily think of himself as deserving of a full-scale "celebration"; to him, this is part of day to day life. Saving people from monsters is just a thing he does, after all.]

Oh, but Clamor tried to fight things with a broom and I'm not letting him live that down. [Bitch.] Have I introduced you to Clamor yet...?

[devouringdeep]

[Someday and somehow he's going to take this kid to Snezhnaya and get him some hard liquor. When he's not like twelve and tiny, at least. He withdraws his arm so that he can put the bag of squid back into the inner lining of his uniform blazer, an amused grin sneaking onto his face when Noah speaks of Clamor.]

Don't think you have! He's the one that's always mothering you, right? Did he at least... Snap the bristle head off the broom? To make it sharp and deadly?

[silentabyss]

[Yeah Clamor is *elswordtwt voice* hyung.]

Mmhmm, the half-elf with the monocle who I usually hang out with. He... did not snap the bristle head off of the broom, no. I think he enchanted it to follow him around and sweep after him, though...

[The ultimate form of magic.]

I don't know what a sharp and deadly broomstick is gonna do against the shadow-people, though. He was trying to sweep the black cat away too because it gets... all growly and scratchey and bitey.

[Nods like yes, this is how to describe cat. Soft and squishy, sharp and pointy. The black cat is mostly the latter, though.]

The white cat is nice, but I can't get the black cat to be my friend... prrrrobably because I summoned a shadow cat to try to get it to stop biting Clamor and everyone else and it freaked out and now it hates me.

[Does Childe know about the cats... He does now.]

[devouringdeep]

Sounds useful. [He gives a little snort at the mental image of a broom frantically chasing after someone, trying to remove any shoe scuffs that crop up in the wake of traveling the halls. That's one way to keep things tidy, at least.]

Usually I've found attacking someone tends to put them off on the friendship department. Which is... Sort of unfortunate honestly. Have you tried bribery? It's worked for me in the past. [He's definitely seen the cats around the school but he's mostly just left them to their own devices. Cats will be cats, Childe will be... Up to no good, clearly.]

[silentabyss]

[You see, Clamor's broom is very useful. Clamor himself is pretty good too.

Noah's going to just... casually ignore that whole thing about how fighting people puts them off of friendship and stuff, it's fine. Everyone in this school is a goddamned psychopath anyway, this isn't any worse than Komaeda or Moriarty, who was... up to something, frankly. Whatever.]

Uh... no, not really. I don't know what I'd bribe them with. I mean, a while ago — when I first came here — I found cat food for them and I fed them, but the black cat wasn't all that interested in what I was offering. —Also, I didn't attack the black cat, I was just trying to spook it!

[Noah, it's a cat. That's like, the same thing.]

[devouringdeep]

[Childe has never quite considered himself good with animals. Okay with them, certainly, but aside from patting the odd stray dog here and there in Liyue's stoney harbor he's never gone out of his way to seek affection from a pet of any sort. He didn't mind them, it was just as simple as he had more pressing matters to attend to when it came to winning the hearts of little furred creatures.]

Generally speaking, spooking things tends to get them mad at you. So I'm gonna have to say the anger is probably justified. [He hums thoughtfully, tapping his foot a little as he mulls things over] Maybe it was offended by the idea that you thought it couldn't feed itself. Seems like the type to be self sufficient, maybe you have to earn its respect through hunting, or... [It dawns on him that he's now humanizing this cat, and after a moment he simply makes a face at his own words. This is so incredibly off topic.]

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...it's a cat. [Shut up, catboy.] I mean — don't cats bring humans prey because they think humans can't feed themselves? So the cat would be a hypocrite if it got mad at me for trying to feed it.

["It's a cat", Noah says, and then goes on to do the same damn thing Childe just did. As if the black cat has any understanding of what it means to be hypocritical. That little furball is only interested in guarding corpses and yeeting Noah off to the void.]

What would I hunt here, anyway? Oh — I guess there were rats in the walls several months ago, but I think they're gone now. And, if I brought the cat a rat, it would be the same to it as me bringing it regular old cat food, so it would probably still be offended.

[Sound logic.]