[No, no, fuck the damn dorms. Fuck the damn dorms, who cares about beds? Fuck them kids, too. Right now is not the time to discuss if they Will or Will Not be obtaining mattresses or private rooms or actual showers so that he can stop bathing in a sink. No, hello, what was that? Date?]

A date? We ought to make it multiple, don't you think?

[He reclines casually in his seat, legs crossed. Poised, as Lucifer always is.]

There are rather lovely locales in the Devildom I'd be keen on taking you both to, once we get out of here. I surely would be the envy of my peers with you two on either arm, don't you think?

[Sighs, that rare Sidney smile though... hello, serotonin for Lucifer, thank you.]