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Nene Yashiro ([personal profile] mermaidcursed) wrote in [community profile] yogen2021-09-11 04:52 pm

i don't want to survive, i want to live

Who: Yes
What: Movie Night + Slumber Party 
When: 9/11, Saturday Evening
Where: Dorm Common Room 
Warnings: A ridiculous amount of Fluff, probably

( it starts out small. a need for comfort food, and a need for something heartfelt but silly and fun, something genuine and kind. ... and, well, she did find a weird. bootleg vhs set of her favorite movie series, hamster space wars. but the dorm is only barely furnished- and it's not like they can just go out and buy a tv or anything. honestly she completely doubts there's even anything beyond the woods. but she remembers a teacher playing the thing and other stuff in the first month of all of this. 

it's so long ago...

but there's a television and a vhs player in the school. and nene... nene's tired and sad and is currently out of fucks to give, so at some point in the day, after everyone else has left, nene has returned to the school and, uh. "borrowed" both things. it's fine. they just have to get it back in by sunday evening. don't worry about it. like, it's definitely heavy but she's a tough cookie who tills soil and everything, and also sara and noah both witnessed everything and are accomplices by default, so they had to help carry things too. 

(they were completely happy to help on both accounts, she asked very nicely.) 

so the "borrowed" television is set up across from one of the larger couches, and the vhs on top of it. she had cookies in the oven, donuts and hot chocolate made and popcorn popped. the common room paintings are covered with sheets of cloth. all that was left was something cozy- but at this point, nene's made so many little cushions and blankets and even cozy pjs that that's super easy. all that was left was letting anyone who wanted to come know too. so at some point in the halls, nene walks down calling out: )


Cartoons in the common room! Bring blankets and stuff! 

( and, so everyone knows what their characters are getting into: hamster space wars is a movie series about different factions of hamsters that have been trying for cross planetary peace for ages now, with a villainous faction having sabotaged the final negotiations so they can control the war from the shadows to make the most money and also get the most seeds (Very Decadent). the first movie follows the main hamster and his little group trying to escape the villains after having witnessed the sabotage, and are trying to avoid assassination and end the war for good. the sequels follow allied factions, with hamster galactic wars being the Thrilling Conclusion. 

it's heartfelt. it's silly. it's very cute. nene loves it. )
moraloutrage: (in summary)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Ishimaru feels stricken by that response.]

B-boring?? I beg to differ, young man! I find it to be quite exhilarating to have an assignment to go along with this film! This will really inspire me to be even more attentive to the film and dig deep, and it gives me a goal to complete! There's nothing about that which kills any so-called mood!
starrypoint: (interdigitate39)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god he sure is talking a lot

... his eyebrows are really thick? they're like caterpillars up there... subaru's really shaking imagining one of them crawling down ishimaru's nose.]


Pfft... Uh huh, okay? You sound— sounds kinda like a huuuuge nerd, or a teacher's pet. ☆
moraloutrage: (bold simplicity)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Ishimaru's not sure if he likes this boy's attitude! He gives him a stern, unamused frown.]

Or like a diligent, hardworking student, like all of us should be! That would be a much more respectful way to refer to me, I should think!
starrypoint: (interdigitate39)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god... they're touching now.... the caterpillars are touching...

he can't say anything he's just looking at ishimaru's eyebrows i'm so sorry]
moraloutrage: (listening carefully)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He narrows his gaze, his eyebrows pressing further together.]

...Ah... Why are you so silent now? Do you have nothing to say to that?!
starrypoint: (interdigitate47)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
N-Nah, it's... Caterpillars!

[pfpfpffptt okay he can't stop it this time he's laughing]
closewithnewintown: (everything’s crumbling)

[personal profile] closewithnewintown 2021-09-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[an apple core comes sailing from the other side of the room, aimed at subaru's head.]
starrypoint: (interdigitate98)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[i'm letting it hit its mark because that's funny as hell]

--!

[WHO. WHO THREW AN APPLE CORE AT HI... who else could it be. he's looking at stephie. what!!!!! they do look like caterpillars!!!!]
closewithnewintown: (love is something)

[personal profile] closewithnewintown 2021-09-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[makes an X with her arms, jerking her head in ishimaru's direction.

no bullying kiyotaka]
starrypoint: (interdigitate39)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[mouthing back "i'm not bullying him i just can't help laughing! they look like fuzzy bugs!"]
closewithnewintown: (I’ve learned to breathe the dirt)

[personal profile] closewithnewintown 2021-09-12 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[...

takes out diary, aggressively writes something, rips out paper, crumples it into a ball, overhand throws it at his head.]
starrypoint: (interdigitate15)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[he's catching it!!!!




okay he'll bite what's it say]
starrypoint: (interdigitate101)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT A LOUD NOTE?

OKAY

OKAY OKAY

HE'S GONNA NOD AND... MAKE THE GENERAL GESTURE FOR "MY BAD", WHICH IS I GUESS IS A SHEEPISH GRIN? I DON'T KNOW.]
moraloutrage: (at attention)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't get it. He gives a confused blink.]

What... caterpillars? Where?!

[He then kneels down and begins searching along the floor for any caterpillars, completely missing his silent battle with Stephanie in the process.]
starrypoint: (interdigitate102)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's been scolded by a child about basic etiquette so he's gotta save face.......]

No, no! I just remembered a reaaaally funny joke about 'em! And I've been holding in my laughter this whole time! So it just happens that I couldn't hold it in any more before I got to talkin' to you!
moraloutrage: (noticing)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ishimaru rises to his feet, his confusion quickly turning to curiosity.]

Ah... A joke? How interesting! Please, by all means, I would love to hear it! [He swears he can appreciate a good joke every now and then!]
starrypoint: (interdigitate06)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[uh oh.

well, he's not called the funny man in trickstar for nothing!!!]


A tourist goes to Egypt as part of their historical tour of the ancient world. They're puzzled by a piece of architecture, and the guide that's with them asks them if they have any questions. The tourist sighs, and points to the ruin they were looking at--

"I just can't tell if that's a cat-er-pillar!"

[cat or pillar... caterpillar...]
moraloutrage: (hip with the kids)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-12 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pauses for a moment un thought, before he laughs.]

Ah, ahahaha! I see! I can grasp this humor. The ancient Egyptians did construct both tributes to cats and pillars, although it could also be called an obelisk! That joke is quite nice and informative. Thank you very much!
starrypoint: (pic#13297910)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-13 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[and he continues to hold the title of "funny guy" in trickstar.]

See why it was so hard to hold in~?

[look steph... he's a nice boy!!!!]
moraloutrage: (speaking gladly)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[The title is held!]

Yes, yes, I can see. I know I would have trouble keeping such a clever joke to myself! Please, feel free to tell me more sometime! Perhaps I may even try to slip a tasteful joke or two of my own into my video report!
starrypoint: (interdigitate102)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, no problem! I wanna hear what you've got though, so throw me a joke!

[let's see............. what this guy's delivery is like!]
moraloutrage: (laughing)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-14 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah! So you wish to hear a joke of mine? Very well. I... I can think of something!

[He pauses for a moment as he tries to process a joke. He has to prove that he can be funny!]

Alright, here is a similarly-themed one. Why did the caterpillar go to sleep for ten to fourteen days? Because it really needed its beauty rest! Also known as metamorphosis, the process by which it becomes a butterfly! Butterflies are associated with being pretty, so that would be the general theme of this joke! So, what do you think?
starrypoint: (pic#13298564)

[personal profile] starrypoint 2021-09-14 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh gosh.................]

Your joke totally sucked, but the way you delivered it was pretty funny! The key to a quick laugh is a quicker punch though, Ishiban, so you've gotta hone your skills a little more!
moraloutrage: (sweating)

[personal profile] moraloutrage 2021-09-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He's crestfallen at the news.]

Really? But- but I tried to say something using both humor and educational value! I did not realize it would be that bad... but I am glad that you appreciate the structure!

[He takes on a more determined stance.]

It seems I have a lot to learn about jokes! Thank you so much for your advice, Akehoshi-kun! I will take it to heart and make attempts at crafting swifter jokes in the future!

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