yogen | work peasants scavenger hunt time

Who: Nagito Komaeda & You

What: Priorities

When: Investigation? Idk, what's this 9/17

Where: First floor, Vending Machine

Warnings: TBA

( after leaving the nurses' office, komaeda-arata is sent on a mission to fetch muffins from the vending machine. in hand, he has amami's pda which he's supposed to be using to purchase food, but part of him wonder if he even has the merit points considering he rarely attends class. ah, it's probably bad to think about his ultimate that way, so he taps at the screen as he stands in front of the vending machine contemplating his decisions...

until. he notices that amami's little keychain is missing, he didn't think much when he was gifted the pda, but now... that's a little odd — he knows how amami is about npc-kun, so he doubts amami would be the type to lose something so important.

well, time to utilize his good samaritans of the school. )

un: n.komaeda
has anyone seen a keychain with lots of eyes? it belongs to amami-kun, and it's missing off his pda. also clamor-san is missing his pda, he won't make a fuss if you have it, but please return it to ebalon-kun.

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i wouldn't say that, exactly...

it was terribly lonely without you. almost like a piece of me was missing!

[why is this bitch so fucking dramatic.]

everyone else is fine enough to talk to, but they lack a certain...charm.

it's nice knowing i can be inside of someone.

( please lose power on your pda. )

i wouldn't say that, i've seen you gained an interest in dito-kun...
has he not caught your eye?
he's little, but he sure can be loud... very attention grabbing!

[if only we could be so lucky]

oh, you can always inside of me -- don't worry about that.

[bruh imma piss]

ah yes, Dito. what is there to say about Dito...

he's an amusing little fellow. a little loud, but much too single minded to really see eye-to-eye with someone like me. he's useful, though...i think we could consider him a pet.

as long as there's a safe world involved for you to let me know everything is okay...
i'd be willing.

( HM. )

oh, so he's like lassie in a way, he'll do our dirty work?
run back and forth and call us when everything is done...
i have a collar he can use if he needs to fit the aesthetic!

[this is all so much]

of course. at the end of the day, i am in charge.

oh, very good! i wonder if it would fit him...

and that's exactly what i was going for. he seems pleased enough to do as i wish so long as i fulfill my end of the bargain -- it's not that difficult to me.

i'm surprised he found hobby that works for him, since he's on this post... i'll let him play his first game of fetch!

very good! maybe his continuous stalking of our budding relationship has its benefits.

[ NOT REPLYING BUT ABOUT TO TOSS HIS DEVICE ]

can you stop posting
like for real
drop dead or something

please go and fetch amami-kun's keychain!

i don't even know who that sad sap is

[ ................ ok he's curious, though: ]

are they real eyes

that'd ruin the surprise...

( if they were real would he even give them back. )

use your keen nose like akehoshi-kun!

[ he absolutely would not. ]

not really a fan of surprises bud
what, is that an actual dog?
or like another rat friend of yours?

[ wilbur still on his mind ]

he certainly has the energy!
you are jealous... are you?

but this one's an ordinary human, likened to a dog!

[ give him a second. he's squinting at this message.

.......... ]

yikes
what's with your weird dog thing

there's nothing weird about it? if you act like what you aren't, you're bound to get all sorts of pet names, dito-kun!

(no subject)

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what

do you have something to say?

the hell

[ HE HAS A LOT TO SAY and yet the words aren't coming ]

you always seem to pop up when i'm trying to have a conversation with Komaeda.

are you really that interested in our relationship? are you a voyeur to our intimacy?

[ holding in a gay slur rn so hard ]

like it's a secret you freaks
just leave me out of whatever it is you're doing

[ this is public :/ ]

unless you've got another body

[(edward cullen vc) say it]

i'm just searching for his friend's lost objects. nothing nefarious.

but we're always keepers of the peace, innocent hearted in all of our endeavors.

[of course]

not yet. i'll let you know when the opportunity arises.

[ yeah, okay. dito's ignoring that, because it's bullshit. ]

christ
whatever
i want two this time for putting up with this shit

ah, the price of inflation...

you'll have to do something very good to me to warrant a price that high.

i think i should charge a damn service fee for putting up with your ass

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