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yogen2021-09-22 09:08 pm
silentabyss) wrote in yogen2021-09-22 09:08 pm
in this world it's yeet or be yeeted
Who: Noah & You('re getting hit in the head with a rock)
What: Multiple attempts at getting Sickle-Clamor out of the wisteria tree
When: 9/23
Where: Courtyard. Wisteria. Be there or be square
Warnings: comedy, comedy that might be dark, wolfie thinking she's fucking hilarious, Noah's mental health
β½ Rock and Roll
[Imagine walking into the courtyard and getting beaned in the head with a rock from the beloved Yogen rock gacha.
Because that's what happens to you (unless you dodged it or saw it coming somehow) as you're walking through the courtyard β a rock flies through the wisteria branches and absolutely clocks you or something near you, whatever happens. Now, where did that rock come from?
Of course, it's one Noah Ebalon, hurling his massive haul of rock gacha rocks except for the skull one which is cool and is back in his room at... something embedded in the high branches of the wisteria tree? Why? Whatever is he doing? What's that weird black thing sitting up in the high branches? How did that... get there?
Oblivious to anything going on around him, Noah... continues to throw rocks at this object in an attempt to dislodge it. Whatever this is β it looks sharp, like a weapon, maybe β he wants it very badly. Maybe... avoid the opposite side of the tree for a bit... or yell at him for being reckless...]
β½ Sound Asleep
[When the rocks don't work (which is an endeavour that goes on for several hours, by the way), Noah decides he's going to use better methods: Climbing!
Yes, he's going to climb the super dangerous wisteria tree, you know, the tree that puts people to sleep if they touch the petals? That tree? Yeah, he's going. Yes, he's ignoring your protests, if you have any, because he wants that weapon. Noah's careful to dodge around most of the petals, seeming quite self-aware what with how his limbs are positioned and how he glances around while clinging to the bark just to make sure he doesn't accidentally brush a petal with his next move. Of course...
The higher he goes, the higher the risk of falling asleep and either getting stuck in the tree or straight-up falling out and cracking his head open. His hand brushes over one petal just barely and he slides halfway down the bark, momentarily sleepy, and then carries on like nothing happened with renewed-albeit-tired vigor.
Another petal brushes his shoulder... yeah, might wanna try to talk him out of this before he goes splat.]
What: Multiple attempts at getting Sickle-Clamor out of the wisteria tree
When: 9/23
Where: Courtyard. Wisteria. Be there or be square
Warnings: comedy, comedy that might be dark, wolfie thinking she's fucking hilarious, Noah's mental health
β½ Rock and Roll
[Imagine walking into the courtyard and getting beaned in the head with a rock from the beloved Yogen rock gacha.
Because that's what happens to you (unless you dodged it or saw it coming somehow) as you're walking through the courtyard β a rock flies through the wisteria branches and absolutely clocks you or something near you, whatever happens. Now, where did that rock come from?
Of course, it's one Noah Ebalon, hurling his massive haul of rock gacha rocks except for the skull one which is cool and is back in his room at... something embedded in the high branches of the wisteria tree? Why? Whatever is he doing? What's that weird black thing sitting up in the high branches? How did that... get there?
Oblivious to anything going on around him, Noah... continues to throw rocks at this object in an attempt to dislodge it. Whatever this is β it looks sharp, like a weapon, maybe β he wants it very badly. Maybe... avoid the opposite side of the tree for a bit... or yell at him for being reckless...]
β½ Sound Asleep
[When the rocks don't work (which is an endeavour that goes on for several hours, by the way), Noah decides he's going to use better methods: Climbing!
Yes, he's going to climb the super dangerous wisteria tree, you know, the tree that puts people to sleep if they touch the petals? That tree? Yeah, he's going. Yes, he's ignoring your protests, if you have any, because he wants that weapon. Noah's careful to dodge around most of the petals, seeming quite self-aware what with how his limbs are positioned and how he glances around while clinging to the bark just to make sure he doesn't accidentally brush a petal with his next move. Of course...
The higher he goes, the higher the risk of falling asleep and either getting stuck in the tree or straight-up falling out and cracking his head open. His hand brushes over one petal just barely and he slides halfway down the bark, momentarily sleepy, and then carries on like nothing happened with renewed-albeit-tired vigor.
Another petal brushes his shoulder... yeah, might wanna try to talk him out of this before he goes splat.]
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Maybe, but if you fall now I don't know if I could catch you!
[these children are going to be the end of her.]
There's nothing up there that's worth risking your life for!
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Yeah, there is! [He'd gesture to the sickle wedged in the branches if he could, but he's moving with such a calculated precision that one distracted move will probably knock him out. Or down. ...or both.] Unless you have any better ideas for getting it out of the tree, I can't quit yet!
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[she's mostly consumed with the idea that he might fall out of a tree, and she might have to somehow break his fall.
boys.]
How are you going to get it down anyway without hurting yourself? Have you thought about that?
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Noah pauses, clinging onto the tree like a koala bear before he looks down... that's a long fall, alright. Well, it's not like he hasn't broken a bone before!
...which is an awful thing to think, actually.]
...nooo...
[That right there is the sound of a guilty child. He huffs, then slowly starts making his way back down, still having to dodge petals intermittently.
The Big Sis Voiceβ’ won.]
...but this works fine! [Shuffle, shuffle...]