☆ now's your chance to be a ☆ | un: s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

plenty of fun things to do at the

~*student store~*~

gamble!
commission pieces of work!
(clay is best! foxes are seasonal!)
buy beautiful sparkling shining gemstones!
chat up the cute shopkeeper!

walk through that door today and meet the suncatcher of your dreams!

special for the month of october!
pumpkins!
spiders!
cobwebs!
masks!

prices you won't see anywhere else, here! at the student store!

support your local business today!

at the

~*~student store~*~

when you're here, you're one of a kind!

Comments

un: n.ebalon

[silentabyss]

It's October.

Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further!

I am a 15 year old Moon Master with no high school degree, and a sickle that younger me painted like a color scheme of my clothes.

I can fight anyone between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i use my cat magic. I'm a third year and work late nights in the void.

If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for October, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

I can do these things, at your request:

openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don't notice.
start discussions about politics and/or religion.
propose to you in front of everyone.
dissociate.
pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i don't drink, but i know the drill).
Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!

[starrypoint]

this isnt an ad spot get out!!!!!!!!

[sisters]

do you think we could charge a fee on ads?

[starrypoint]

yes

[commences]

this ad is free and they only want a meal, you're trying to make people pay... sounds bad for business.

[starrypoint]

how would u like it if someone came into ur house and started asking for food like they owned the place without giving u a tip for it

[sisters]

nice
the forum's pretty accessible, but we can probably set up other venues too

( for more fees )

[starrypoint]

like the bulletin board!!!!!!
boss is gonna be sooooo happy with us ☆☆☆☆☆

[silentabyss]

[komaeda put him up to this and youre not even gonna give him a free meal??? or call him out on his age being wrong??????]

[starrypoint]

[no?????????? ur age is ur business and also there's trashcans]

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

what would you like to eat?

[silentabyss]

fried rice with an egg please

[commences]

i absolutely hate it, you can have it.
Target: Natsume Sakasaki.

[silentabyss]

what do you want me to do to natsume you cant just give me a target and then not tell me what to do

[commences]

target him.

n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Target: Subaru Akehoshi.
Payment: Taste Testing Tonight's Dinner
Request: Beat Him Up, Thanks

[starrypoint]

why are u against me today!!!

[crystallomancy]

You Put An Obnoxiously Bright And Long Post On My PDA ♡

[starrypoint]

its important!!!! i told u im helping a friend!!!!!!

[crystallomancy]

Piety Does Not Erase Sin, Baru-kun.

[silentabyss]

ok wheres he at and how hard do you want me to punch him

[crystallomancy]

Star 1
Very Hard

[silentabyss]

ok ill go take care of it thanks for doing business with me

[komaeda put him up to this but it's fine he's going to go find subaru and punch him in the stomach]

[starrypoint]

[STOP SUBARUS ON HIS WAY OUT HE HAS TO KNOW THE HOT GOSS ABOUT HIS CRUSH]

[crystallomancy]

Come To The Dormitory Kitchen After Class And I'll Let You Eat Early.