?????? 10/8

[catphone]

WHO: All of Yogen
WHAT: Something is brewin...about to begin.....
WHEN: 10/8 afternoon
WHERE: Everywhere!
WARNINGS: ┐(´ー｀)┌ Will update if needed.

[sometime in the afternoon, after the student council wraps up for the day, someone takes control of the overhead system. the voice sounds some sort of way, but it starts anyway.]

Good afternoon! I’ve decided to break up the monotony and the dreadful tones we’ve had over this past week with a little game. It’s a scavenger hunt of sorts, because I have information on some of the murders that you all haven’t figured out.

But I’m not going to just give it to you, so you’ll have to participate!

I’ll give you the first clue.

“On the rare occasion that the average detective takes a break, he needs somewhere to store his things. Small, perhaps, but he may have something deadly to hide!”

Let’s see how you do!

[the audio cuts off...

but then a message pops up on the message boards.]

u can help each other out!! but u gotta do a little bit of leg work!! u wont win just by sitting around talking 2 each other on here!!

remember: friendship is magic!!! (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

oh, oh, oh!!

You have until midnight to find me.
Fail, and face erasure of the facts.

Comments

un: w.ajax

[devouringdeep]

So, did you do any of the killing yourself? Or are you just capitalizing on the event to try prove how smart you are?

[catphone]

my dog did it

does that count

[devouringdeep]

Depends on whether or not you gave the order.

[catphone]

well...........they got off the leash this time

i wouldve have made them kill them

but i decided to help them make it interesting

good news I stepped away to cook so I literally didn’t see shit

[devouringdeep]

Would have made them, huh?

What’s wrong, too cowardly to get blood on your own hands, so you gotta wait for someone else to do it for you? Hide behind your PDA and play mastermind?

Frankly I’m unimpressed. I was hoping that someone who’d go through all this trouble wouldn’t be so boring, but I guess that’s Yogen for you. ^^

OK sweet

[catphone]

its just not the way i like to murder

all of that blood...pooling under them...those wounds...too dirty. too messy.

when i do it its clean and easy. perhaps a bullet to the head, or a poisoning. when i do it you dont know its me.

im not a coward but i do like to jump at an opportunity when it serves me.

[devouringdeep]

If you’re not a coward, why don’t you come prove it?

We can meet up somewhere private, and you can show me what your special brand of murder looks like, up close and personal. I’ll even let you pick where we go.

Consider this an opportunity.

[catphone]

so ominous...

but maybe we can have that sort of meeting after my game...i still have to make sure they finish it, after all!! ｡^‿^｡ i cant do that if were goin at it in private!!

[devouringdeep]

It's okay to admit that you're scared. Not everyone's built from stronger stuff.

I'm afraid if you wait too long I might get bored and lose interest. If you're really not just backing out now to save face, you got anything other than your little mind games to keep me entertained with?

[catphone]

im not scared. ive probably seen scarier than you before, anyway.

ill see what i can do from my busy schedule. people who try to call me cowardly or make demands from me usually go straight to the bottom of my list.

[. . .]

ur gonna have 2 wait if u want another game that isnt this!! i guess these games just arent for the unintelligent!! (¬‿¬)

[devouringdeep]

Aw, c’mon. Name calling? That’s the best you’ve got to swing back at me with? And here I thought we were just starting to get along!

That being said, I’m not surprised I left you with the impression that I’m not all that bright. That’s the intention, after all, as if I doubt you would have been able to comprehend the conversation anyway if I hadn’t deigned to speak with you in your native tongue.

You kept cool for a decent amount of time, though! I’m impressed. Unfortunately, we’ve all got a bit of an ego under all that flesh and blood, and now I’ve got an inkling of how hard to poke and prod at yours to get it to bruise <3

Looking forward to meeting you on the battlefield, comrade.

[catphone]

is it namecalling if its just an observation!!

[. . .]

look forward 2 meeting u :)