?????? 10/8

[catphone]

WHO: All of Yogen
WHAT: Something is brewin...about to begin.....
WHEN: 10/8 afternoon
WHERE: Everywhere!
WARNINGS: ┐(´ー｀)┌ Will update if needed.

[sometime in the afternoon, after the student council wraps up for the day, someone takes control of the overhead system. the voice sounds some sort of way, but it starts anyway.]

Good afternoon! I’ve decided to break up the monotony and the dreadful tones we’ve had over this past week with a little game. It’s a scavenger hunt of sorts, because I have information on some of the murders that you all haven’t figured out.

But I’m not going to just give it to you, so you’ll have to participate!

I’ll give you the first clue.

“On the rare occasion that the average detective takes a break, he needs somewhere to store his things. Small, perhaps, but he may have something deadly to hide!”

Let’s see how you do!

[the audio cuts off...

but then a message pops up on the message boards.]

u can help each other out!! but u gotta do a little bit of leg work!! u wont win just by sitting around talking 2 each other on here!!

remember: friendship is magic!!! (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

oh, oh, oh!!

You have until midnight to find me.
Fail, and face erasure of the facts.

Comments

[dokkans]

[ Suddenly, a rude girl appears. ]

You must have quite a lot of time on your hands.

un: y.kiryu

[comprises]

i'd venture to say that this whole situation is a result of everyone having too much time on their hands.

[dokkans]

How true. Maybe we're not being given enough homework?

[comprises]

a good idea! maybe they could double, triple...maybe even quadruple the amount of homework.

idle hands are the devils workshop, and all.

[dereban]

It's a pain in the ass that everyone has so much free time to do stupid shit.

[Not necessarily talking about this conversation.]

[dokkans]

In that case, we should start taking up hobbies! Have you considered writing novels?

[dereban]

I think the ones who need those hobbies are the ones who have no self-control. But no, I haven't - I don't think I'd be any good at it, though.

[dokkans]

Aw, don't say that. You seem to be good at writing speeches!

[dereban]

This and that are totally different.

[dokkans]

Is it? Can you only write when you've been insulted?

[dereban]

No.

I used to be a writer for the club I used to be in. But writing speeches and writing actual books are definitely different. Or rather, there's a difference in style, length, and all that crap that books have.

[dokkans]

I seeee. Well, tell you what. If you ever decide to publish a book on friendship, I'll make sure to look into it!

[dereban]

What makes you assume that if I wrote something the topic would be on friendship?!

[dokkans]

You seem to be an expert on the topic.

[dereban]

I wouldn't say that I'm an expert--I'm not some sort of psychologist or anything. Just someone with certain opinions.

[dokkans]

I see. Oh well. I guess if I do need another laugh, this might still be here for a while.

[dereban]

Then I'm definitely not going to write a book if you're just going to make fun of me!

[dokkans]

Too late.

♥

[dereban]

It's not too late if I just don't write a book.