un: s.nice 10/14

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who the hell volunteered me to go to school again??

[not the school.....]

anyway, whats up with the stuff thats been going on here? ive been reading the message boards or whatever...nine people died? do you guys not have police or detectives or anything?

[he might be lazy as fuck but he's practical]

i didnt read everything because everyone talks too much, but thats kind of lame, isnt it? you guys gonna just let people get away with that?

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do they have pork cutlets or hamburgers here

[it went one way and then another so fast...sorry Yogen]

Comments

[topscores]

hehehe...i mean...if theres no one else...
Mr nice cant just let people get hurt and all that

[literally its a good thing she's toying with his ego or else he would've just complained about it all...]

[dokkans]

[ Oh, she likes this guy. Hook line and sinker! ]

If you do your best, I'm sure someone'll be more than happy to make a nice hamburger for you! That's a fair enough trade, isn't it?

[topscores]

[hamburgers.......]

as long as theyre not made out of human im in
...
what do i need to do

[dokkans]

[ Let's just.... deliberately ignore that first part. ]

Why, catch the killers of course! We're getting close to solving the mystery, we just need to find out how to get 'em.

[topscores]

[as much as he acts stupid, he catches the fact that she drops that portion. but he's not really undeterred, because this person flattered him to hell and back so he's definitely going to at least bite.]

what have you guys got so far

[dokkans]

so far, I think there's about nine bodies? i think there are three or four killers too

one of them is the devil.

[ And he is her friend, but that's not important right now! ]

[topscores]

.........
is that devil literal or is it a nickname

[dokkans]

I'm not really sure. [ Liar. ]

He might be, he's kiiiinda sinister.

[topscores]

so we got all kinds of freaks and weirdos here

[who knows what kind of person he's really talking to.]

ill figure it out eventually