un: s.nice 10/14

[topscores]

who the hell volunteered me to go to school again??

[not the school.....]

anyway, whats up with the stuff thats been going on here? ive been reading the message boards or whatever...nine people died? do you guys not have police or detectives or anything?

[he might be lazy as fuck but he's practical]

i didnt read everything because everyone talks too much, but thats kind of lame, isnt it? you guys gonna just let people get away with that?

[...................................................]

do they have pork cutlets or hamburgers here

[it went one way and then another so fast...sorry Yogen]

Comments

[topscores]

are you sure
or are you trying to make me become a cannibal
i never knew that my dreams of big juicy hamburgers would be cut so short......

[not the drama]

[moraloutrage]

I feel quite sure! The last thing I would want is for you to engage in cannibalism!!
You should not give up so easily! You can still make your dreams come true! Know that I am cheering you on, Nice-kun!

[topscores]

[this person's really intense...but y'know. he's just going to roll with it.]

ok...ok ill find the meat somewhere then!
the biggest mystery of this school tbh

[moraloutrage]

It may not be so grand!
Just ask the student who runs the school store. They may be the key you need to obtain the genuine burger that you seek!

[topscores]

maybe ill look into it
im just a little paranoid now

[moraloutrage]

You should look into it!
It is alright to exercise a healthy amount of caution in a place like this.
After all, this school can be very, very dangerous and deceptive!
If they are able to obtain it to you, please feel free to inspect the meat to your heart's content before consuming it!

[topscores]

yeah ive heard a lot of dangerous stuff is going on here
you guys get murders a lot or did someone just decide to get a cheap thrill in

[moraloutrage]

I am sorry to say that you have heard correctly!
There have been far too many taking place in these halls. Of course, even one is too many!
But there have been at least one for month. I do not wish to worry you, but please exercise caution! We all have to try our best and work together to get through this in one piece!

[topscores]

im fine i aint that worried im hard to kill

[well he's not really hard to kill, but he never really stays dead.]

you guys got a lot of work to do in cleaning up after these ppl huh

[moraloutrage]

I am very relieved to hear that! Please be careful regardless, and I hope that you never kill anyone either!

It certainly has proven to be an incredible hardship, and it is one without a practical solution. We have no means of imprisoning the killers, after all.

[topscores]

i dont like killing ppl so it works

either way... [he stops typing for a minute, considering. this place is already giving him so much to think about, and he kinda hates it.] idk someone smarter than me needs to figure that out

[.....even though you're the genius Nice but whatever]

[moraloutrage]

I am very relieved to hear that is your preference! I sincerely hope that it remains that way!

I am afraid that even with my studies, I have not come up with an ideal solution. You should not give up so easily, however! Please work hard and study more!

[topscores]

it will dont worry
ok but i dont know about this whole studying thing isnt that kinda boring
i already know all this crap anyway

[moraloutrage]

Hold it right there! There is always a value in studying, Nice-kun! Even if you feel that you already know the material, it can be important to review the basics!

Please do not let arrogance get the better of you! How can you be so sure that you know all that this material anyway?!

[topscores]

[. . .]

idk because ive been there done all that

[also, genius problems]

im not arrogant i just know everything already

[moraloutrage]

Is that so? May I ask how old you are? Have you already graduated high school?

That aside, there is always something new to learn and existing lessons in need of review. So I am sorry to say that you are still sounding arrogant to me, Nice-kun! Please humble yourself!

[topscores]

u could say that. isnt it kinda rude to ask the age of someone u just met??
im plenty humble. [liar] sometimes i drop a dish on the floor and break it.
see!
humble.

[moraloutrage]

I apologize if that was rude of me to ask! I only wished to know your level of education, Nice-kun, or Nice-san!!

[Could he be dealing with an elder!?]

You broke a dish??
Please clean up after yourself!!

[topscores]

lets just say im done w/ school
no im talking like...
..
nvm
broken plates kind of suck to pick up anyway

[moraloutrage]

So you are a graduate! Even so, there's always value in reviewing material! I would gladly join you in a spirited study session sometime!

They do, but they still must be cleaned in order to maintain order and prevent accidents! Of course, be sure to do so safely! You should wear thick gloves, and use a mop and dustpan to help collect it all safely!

[topscores]

bring me a pizza and i might be up for it

or i could just leave it for the janitor

[moraloutrage]

A pizza? That is quite the demand! It would not be right for me to bribe you on this matter!

Also, leaving things for the janitor is poor morals! Please clean every mess that you can, especially ones made by your own hands!

[topscores]

bribe me all you want i want pizza
if ppl didnt leave stuff in stupid places i wouldnt have dropped it

[moraloutrage]

I refuse to take part in any sort of bribery! I hope that you get the pizza that you desire through legal means!
Where would something be placed that should be considered so 'stupid'? That does not change the consequences of your actions!