11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

[commences]

un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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[starrypoint]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok i can make a simple one i think
but otherwise for now ill take the "excuse to leave" option u cant do





[but feel free to knock him the fuck out i guess]

[commences]

( excuse to leave means... he can just leave without an excuse. )

that's fine, you can pick and date and time that you'd want me for two whole hours.

[starrypoint]

[... he has to check something really fast, so there's no response for a moment, but--]

11/11 come to the music room
theyre gonna do a performance and u dont have to watch it if u dont wanna bc im stealing u away after that ☆

[commences]

( checking to see when his dates are, huh? )

i'm no good with noisy places, so i could meet you in a private place after.

[starrypoint]

[something like that]

np!
theres gonna be pretty much no place in the school thats more private...
so how about we meet outside? i dont think theres gonna be a ton of ppl out that way, and even if there are its a big space

[two whole hours and they probably won't be spent walking around enjoying the festival]

[commences]

wait... that date, is it during the festival? ahaha, there's no need to take me along.
hm... i could give you my time then, but i wouldn't be as interesting as the other people you're with.

( because he's boring, and there's folks who he'd probably enjoy the company of more. )

[starrypoint]

but i want your time, maddy
i have all week to spend with anyone i want yknow?
so let me have you for a little bit

[commences]

on another condition, if you can follow through with it too, then... you can have me.
it's easy to pick up what's discarded.

( another man's trash is another man's treasure. )

[starrypoint]

u already said i could have u for two hours!!!
no take backs!!!
whats ur other condition tho?

[commences]

if you can not hold my hands at all, i'd appreciate it.

[starrypoint]

[...

oh, he's gonna have to keep himself in check, since he so easily reaches out for people's hands these days.]

promise

[commences]

then those two hours belong to you.
do you have anything in mind while walking in the courtyard?

[starrypoint]

depends on whats around~
but itd be a nice break from everyone so idm if we just like
walk and stuff
or sit down in the shade somewhere
its nice just to relax sometimes ☆

[commences]

i'd like that, just sitting in the shade and listening to my own thoughts.
but i'd be with you... so i'll listen to your voice instead.

[starrypoint]

[komaeda and keigo are sort of similar, huh...]

then its a date!

[commences]

a date? that's a fantastic idea...
what about kiryuu-kun instead, this is his birthday post! i wasn't aware you gave out free dates.

[starrypoint]

nope!
dont try and wiggle out of this maddy, im not interested in kirikun like i am u

[sorry josh..........]

[commences]

aren't you happy with what you already have?
besides, kiryuu-kun is pretty, i think you'd like how open he is!

[starrypoint]

more than happy!!!!
and i told u!!! no!!! dont set me up with the birthday boy!!!

[commences]

now now... is there a problem with him in particular?

[comprises]

i am a fair catch, if i do say so myself
too bad i'm taken ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ

[starrypoint]

ur pretty and smart but i dont wanna spend two hours with u
also congrats!!!

[comprises]

how sad. i come with plenty of entertainment...
but you'll spend two hours with komaeda.
careful now, i may get jealous.

[starrypoint]

thats fine ill make sure u leave jealous if u watch us
maddy and i are suuuuuper close!!!
hes even held me once...♪

[to shut him up when being tracked down by junk monokuma]

[comprises]

are you now? have you been so close to him that the two of you become one in the most personal way possible?
to be able to see parts of him in an emotional and physical way that no one else sees...

[stop trying to make teenagers uncomfortable Joshua]