11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

Comments

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*leg just falls off, and now there's a whole new bone and a fibula for them to bite on*

[starrypoint]

arf arf!!!

*suba-inu will let lonchan-inu have fibula he wants the tibula*

*fun fact: its the bigger one!!! but they both have flesh on them*

[silentabyss]

bark!!

*gnawing komaeda's bones*

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*bleeds out and dies where i lay, the sun sets and the moon rises, turning you both into werwolves*

[silentabyss]

am i a hot werewolf

i mean

awooo

[starrypoint]

ofc we're hot werewolves theres no other kind

awoooooo!!!

what do u wanna do now since we're werewolves

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*there's a cabin in the woods, and in 4 hours, you both gain the instinct to destroy a close by town... you must trap yourself inside the cabin before its too late!*

[silentabyss]

im glad we're hot werewolves

i dunno the voice of god is telling me we have to trap ourselves in a cabin before we rampage and destroy a town

unless you wanna destroy a town

[starrypoint]

hmmmmm

voice of god what are the ppl like there

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*everything and everyone you hold dear is trapped there, wishing to be freed, but if they leave... they'll lose their memories, just like you will once you two turn back into inus in the morning*

[silentabyss]

even if we are hot werewolves i dont think we should kill people at all regardless of connection

we'll have to be hot away from people :/

[starrypoint]

yeaaaaaah i guess ur right
i was gonna make an exception if they were like
bad ppl who were gonna hurt our forest
bc wolves n stuff always get revenge on them in the movies
but we will have to be hot away from everyone else...

[... and besides, it's selfish... but he doesn't want those fictional everyones to lose their memory...]

*goes into the cabin w/lonchan-wolf*

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The cabin is old, worn, and once the two hot werewolves walk in, they'll realize there's a panel on the floor, chain against the wall, fragile windows covered in spiderwebs — orb weavers skitter away as the door is closed. Taking a look at the door, there's marks in the wood, nothing too bad.

Each step they make causes the wood beneath their feet to creak, almost like it'll cave in on them if they stand close to one another. If they look around, down the left side of the hall is a kitchen where an axe rests in the corner, a few pots and pans laying on the floor, broken dishes...

With your unique sense of smell... you surmise that you've both have been here before, but the smell of humans also mix which makes it hard to truly tell.

You both have tremendous strength, something must be done to lock you both inside the cabin!

[silentabyss]

clearly we have to tie each other up right

[...clamor dont look at the network its not what it sounds like]

[starrypoint]

with the chains do u think?

maybe the panel is something fun... if its a cellar or s/t one of us can stay there all night and the other can be locked up!!!

*investigates the panel*

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The chains jingle against the wall, that certainly is an idea, and there's small indications of bite marks there on them.

The panel has a key attached to it which is werewolf proof, another hint that maybe they've been here before, and therefore they must find a key.

[silentabyss]

theres bite marks on the chains so we probably wont be able to gnaw through them. probably. but what if they get ripped off the wall?

*tugging on the wall chains to test strength*

suba-inu do you have a key perhaps

[starrypoint]

o let me check

*do i have a key on me*

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The chains do come off, and now Ebawolf has obtained steel chains! It seems to be enough to wrap one person.

Take a load off before you faint in the chair next to you when I tell you this: you were a dog before turning into a werewolf, so there's no key on your furson!

[silentabyss]

i wear the steel chains around my neck like a scarf until it becomes time to tie up subaru with them

suba-inu doesnt have a key so im going to help him look for a key. i start checking under furniture in the room for a key

[starrypoint]

hmmmmmmmm

lonchan i have an idea will u hear me out

[silentabyss]

yeah whats your idea?

[starrypoint]

*i pull out a key from nowhere*

we just cheat a lil and see what's inside ☆

[silentabyss]

youre the smartest hottest werewolf ive ever met good job

[commences]

( looks at his pda...

sees they're having a good time.

turns off his pda. )