yogen | 11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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yep, what do you think of them?

very good, seems very disciplined
most likely the best birthday present one could ask for

akehoshi-kun and ebalon-kun are pretty great at it.
they cheat a little, but that's because akehoshi-kun is a bad influence, so you may have to neuter him.

ah, and ebalon has a temper too remember
they still have a ways to go, but they're still better than my current dog nonetheless

tempers aren't bad as long as you know how to soothe them.
look into having a pet cat!

perhaps. cats do tend to like me.
any suggestions for anything specific?

inaba-san.

hmmm, she does have a lot to say it seems...
it may prove to test my patience rather than anything else.

are you not up to the challenge?

oh, don't say it like that...then i truly won't be able to refuse.

that sounds more like you.
i'm hoping you wont disappoint me...

have i yet?

...i believe not, no.

ok, then.
you shouldn't worry about it

you really do worry too much.

fuck you i'll hit you again

you can TRY to hit me again, you mean.

there's a difference :)

you really test every last ounce of the patience i dont have for you

patience is a virtue that everyone should learn at some point in their lives. you should thank me when you grow up.

Edited (Whoops pronouns) 2021-11-02 16:15 (UTC)

also that's a mean thing to say to the birthday boy.

happy birthday or whatever

maybe you should sound more sincere next time. you might hurt someone's feelings if you do something like that.

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