11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

[commences]

un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

Comments

[comprises]

[..............hm]

it resembles more bear than dog, if you ask me

[starrypoint]

how? its got a collar

[comprises]

bears can be pets

[starrypoint]

yeah they can be
but trust me its a dog

[comprises]

hm...

try making the ears a little pointier, or floppy. then i may believe it.

[starrypoint]

so ur too much of an adult to see it, huh
how sad ♪ i feel bad for u kikiriki

[fuck kirikun we goin full

whatever the fuck that is]

[comprises]

[. . .]

it's kiryu-kun or -san to you.

[starrypoint]

thats boring ♪
kikiriki is more fun to say!!!

[comprises]

[......]

kiryu-san it is, then.

[starrypoint]

[accept the nickname.....!]

kikiriki ♪

[comprises]

[he doesn't respond for a long time..........................................................]

who is that?

[starrypoint]

u

[comprises]

my name is joshua kiryu.
kiryu-san to you.
it's not really that difficult to understand.

[starrypoint]

[subaru doesn't think he's ever seen someone dislike their nickname so much... even hokuto got used to his, as against it as he was at first...

this is sort of fun. ♪]

ur such a booooore
its kiryu so kikiriki is fine isnt it?
oh how about ryukichan!!!
or ryuchu!! ryuchu is cute too
(i still like kikiriki best tho ♪)

[comprises]

[he's just gonna stop responding.............to this..............

not that he hasn't gotten a million nicknames in his lifetime but coming from subaru just kinda annoys him ok]