11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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[comprises]

what is the purpose of gaining this knowledge?

would you kiss me for how many years old i am?

[commences]

for the candles...

as for a kiss, that's... quite the present to ask for. there's no harm in it if that's what you want...

now then, how many times should i kiss you?

[comprises]

[he doesn't know how birthdays work B(

anyway he's gonna pretend that he knew that all along]

would you believe me if i said 50?

[he's definitely lying, but still.]

[commences]

i can make that work, ok hold on.

[comprises]

[he's holding...even though the way that Komaeda didn't call him out on his bullshit kinda surprises him rn]

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[comprises]

[ok that gets some amusement from Joshua lmao]

that's 49.
you're one short

[unless i simply can't count, which is also possible]

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i'll give you that when i see you.

( the way i can't count either, but it's fine. )

[comprises]

i'll be waiting with bated breath ♥