11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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i don't know what i am, kiryuu-kun calls me a twin so that doesn't tell me what place i have.
i'd like add-kun to be my sibling if we were born in another time.
raising children younger than me is what i'm used to, i have experience, but i can't imagine having a family.

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u cant?
i mean i cant rly either
but thats bc im only 18!!!
what were the kids u raised like?

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they were li'l ultimates, so they were the best of the best.
they all had their talents which were utilized through nefarious means, but they had their reasons.
for a wild bunch, they got along better than expected, though... they knew the art of backstabbing.

i'm sure you'll find someone soon to have kids with.

[starrypoint]

oh sounds like my old school
everyone was rly competitive, but they all pitched in when we had a common enemy like eden
but even eden's become a unit thats like, part of our family!
its nicer to get along even tho its not always possible~

also i dont think i will im not rly lookin for that unless the kid is an animal

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they weren't like that at all.
they protected children from adults, that's how they all united and became a family.
hm... but i guess eden could be the demons to them.

you're still a child yourself, i understand.