11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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wow!! did i matter that much!? i'm honored!

[dereban]

For you in particular, it's not that you matter at all. In fact, I hate you.

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to have such intense hatred towards me... i'm honored!

[dereban]

You're insane. Fucking literally insane.

What are you, some sort of masochist that likes it when people hate them? Who the hell gets honored about a person disliking them so much?

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i did it to rile you up, it looks like i won.

[dereban]

Well, good for you, I suppose.