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Sportacus ([personal profile] sportadork) wrote in [community profile] yogen2021-11-03 02:21 am

sérðu álfa - sitja'og gera 'ekki neitt

WHO: Sportacus + You
WHAT: November Catch-All
WHEN: novems
WHERE: varied
WARNINGS: TBA


adsum: (keigo (12))

[personal profile] adsum 2021-11-13 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm going to.

[ They're on a time limit, so it taking longer isn't an option they have. Gotta make money and stay alive...

Maybe the soup is done by now and they can turn off the stove and pull up a stool to stand on top of so they can reach the high cabinets with the bowls, small one for themselves and a larger one for Sportacus. ]
adsum: (keigo (8))

[personal profile] adsum 2021-11-13 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...fine. They're going to assume the larger bowl has been foisted upon them so they can grow up big and strong, but they're still going to fill Sportacus' bowl to the rip and stare at him expectantly.

... ]
adsum: (keigo (1))

[personal profile] adsum 2021-11-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ how do we revive him from comas ]

Like nuts and eggs and fruit and shellfish and milk?

[ Those are the most common ones they know, but this is a vegetable soup, no processed sugar. If they knew, they would have expected Sportacus to smack it out of their hand; they're not going to be liable for any deaths, it's his responsibility not to die. ]

...How is it? Does your tongue feel itchy?
adsum: (keigo (16))

[personal profile] adsum 2021-11-14 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ It'll be a struggle, but now they'll have to cut out nuts and eggs and fruit and shellfish and milk out of anything they make that might have leftovers that Sportacus might eat and then die from. ]

No way, how do you live without soup! It's like food and water at the same time!

[ It's very efficient. You can slurp it down and then move on to do better things. ]
adsum: (keigo (5))

[personal profile] adsum 2021-11-14 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks up at the sky but nobody's here to help ]

The mouthfeel is weird, though... Raw broccoli makes your mouth feel all dry, but with stir fried with oil and soy sauce and lots of garlic, it's delicious!