un: n.ebalon // 11/25

[silentabyss]

hey

it has come to my attention that elrios might be weird

are you guys serious when you say you only have 1 moon???

where do your dual aspects of moon magic come from if you have only 1 moon?

whats wrong with your tides?? you have 1 moon thats only half the tides accounted for??

[Sorry Yogen]

Comments

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

actually, we have eight moons.

[silentabyss]

thats too many put some back

[commences]

sorry, we can't.
what's wrong with your world, where are your seven other moons?
...you must have such complicated tides.

[silentabyss]

theyre fine actually

i cant imagine 8 types of moon magic

but i thought you were from the same sort of world that inaba and senku and nene are from? the one with one moon? did i get it wrong?

[commences]

yep, i'm from planet earth, but i'm surprised inaba-san (below us) is lying to you about how many moons we have...
what's your moon called, ebalon-kun?

[silentabyss]

[LAVVY HELP WHAT SHOULD WE NAME OUR MOONS]

now im just confused, are you SURE you have 8 moons? that seems like a lot

[commences]

does your moon not have a name...?
yes i'm sure, should i name all our moons...

( hyung... what's the name of your MOONS??? )

[silentabyss]

the moons are twin goddesses

[THIS IS NEW LORE THANK YOU NOAH]

we just refer to them as such but

ok, name all of your moons, i want to know what they are

[Lavvy would not help me name the moons.]

[commences]

wow, you have twin goddesses! so they don't get lonely, that's great.

new moon, waxing crescent, first quarter, waxing gibbous, full moon, waning gibbous, third quarter and last but not least waning crescent.

( ...

he's not sorry at all, but he is trying not to laugh. )

[silentabyss]

those are the phases of the moon, hyung, those arent the names of moons

[i am now unironically having noah use "hyung" in text bc ive lost control of my life]

[commences]

now, now you never said we couldn't say the phases of the moon!
후아아아아아아아아아

( not hyung... how i had to go look for the cursed tweet just for this moment. )

[silentabyss]

형 뭐? 괜찮 으세요?

[commences]

허, 우후후... 우후후.
내가 널 겁 줬니?
미안합니다...

[silentabyss]

아니, 난 그냥 당신이 발작이나 뭔가가 있었을 수도 있다고 생각했습니다.

[commences]

자, 자, 내 숨이 차서 죽을 거라고 생각했니! 후훗.

[silentabyss]

글쎄, 무엇이든.

그러나 실제로 8개의 달이 있습니까?